Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line
@dizzythebard.com
Commissions/Collabs are currently open - if you need an incredible song, you need *me* ~
Narrative D&D Rap Album? Yeah:
https://recordu.lnk.to/QAnQ6S
SUPPORT Narrative D&D Rap Album? Please:
https://patreon.com/dizzythebard
https://ko-fi.com/dizzythebard
Narrative D&D Rap Album? Yeah:
https://recordu.lnk.to/QAnQ6S
SUPPORT Narrative D&D Rap Album? Please:
https://patreon.com/dizzythebard
https://ko-fi.com/dizzythebard
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You know, it's not the *worst* camera test I've ever done...
What's that? 40 minutes (and counting) of my neighbor parked outside his own house absolutely blasting music with the windows down *while it's snowing*, at the exact time I'm just trying to peacefully mix this song?
Interesting.
Do we *have* to?
Interesting.
Do we *have* to?
December 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
What's that? 40 minutes (and counting) of my neighbor parked outside his own house absolutely blasting music with the windows down *while it's snowing*, at the exact time I'm just trying to peacefully mix this song?
Interesting.
Do we *have* to?
Interesting.
Do we *have* to?
Y'all ready for a real picture of my father holding me as a baby?
December 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Y'all ready for a real picture of my father holding me as a baby?
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Seriously, sign up for my Patreon or I'll text your grandmother from your phone and tell her you don't like birthday presents she gives you.
www.patreon.com/dizzythebard
(Video is a snippet of a song I'm working on - satisfied so far!)
www.patreon.com/dizzythebard
(Video is a snippet of a song I'm working on - satisfied so far!)
December 10, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Seriously, sign up for my Patreon or I'll text your grandmother from your phone and tell her you don't like birthday presents she gives you.
www.patreon.com/dizzythebard
(Video is a snippet of a song I'm working on - satisfied so far!)
www.patreon.com/dizzythebard
(Video is a snippet of a song I'm working on - satisfied so far!)
In 2025 I don't get why businesses STILL think it's cute to ask for literal free work on a job APPLICATION. "Oh you want to work here? Give us a rough outline on how you would specifically approach growing our YouTube channel and ten video ideas!"
Literally, no. That's literally THE JOB. Pay me.
Literally, no. That's literally THE JOB. Pay me.
December 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
In 2025 I don't get why businesses STILL think it's cute to ask for literal free work on a job APPLICATION. "Oh you want to work here? Give us a rough outline on how you would specifically approach growing our YouTube channel and ten video ideas!"
Literally, no. That's literally THE JOB. Pay me.
Literally, no. That's literally THE JOB. Pay me.
Seriously, sign up for my Patreon or I'll text your grandmother from your phone and tell her you don't like birthday presents she gives you.
www.patreon.com/dizzythebard
(Video is a snippet of a song I'm working on - satisfied so far!)
www.patreon.com/dizzythebard
(Video is a snippet of a song I'm working on - satisfied so far!)
December 10, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Seriously, sign up for my Patreon or I'll text your grandmother from your phone and tell her you don't like birthday presents she gives you.
www.patreon.com/dizzythebard
(Video is a snippet of a song I'm working on - satisfied so far!)
www.patreon.com/dizzythebard
(Video is a snippet of a song I'm working on - satisfied so far!)
I see your bisexual drink array and raise you a "poly" on top.
Or bottom. Whichever.
Or bottom. Whichever.
December 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I see your bisexual drink array and raise you a "poly" on top.
Or bottom. Whichever.
Or bottom. Whichever.
I simply must start sharing progress of my thousand little projects with everyone who's asked.
I simply MUST.
There are one *thousand* little creations slowly dying in folders on my computer and literally anyone should at least *see* them.
I simply MUST.
There are one *thousand* little creations slowly dying in folders on my computer and literally anyone should at least *see* them.
December 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I simply must start sharing progress of my thousand little projects with everyone who's asked.
I simply MUST.
There are one *thousand* little creations slowly dying in folders on my computer and literally anyone should at least *see* them.
I simply MUST.
There are one *thousand* little creations slowly dying in folders on my computer and literally anyone should at least *see* them.
Hey, so... gay furry fuck-fight game? Anybody?
Put your own fursona in the game and fuck-fight your oomfies like you keep *saying* you're gonna do, little keyboard dommes?
Put your money where your dick is?
Put your own fursona in the game and fuck-fight your oomfies like you keep *saying* you're gonna do, little keyboard dommes?
Put your money where your dick is?
Just uploaded a video sharing more details about my collaboration with the talented @spoonycatt.com - Magefight: Arena!! The first erotic furry action game that puts YCH in for the battle!
Learn more here!
youtu.be/r2y-sXXqZ1w
Learn more here!
youtu.be/r2y-sXXqZ1w
A Humble Two-Minute Announcement - 🔞18+ only! (Magefight: Arena)
YouTube video by Evie Smash
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Hey, so... gay furry fuck-fight game? Anybody?
Put your own fursona in the game and fuck-fight your oomfies like you keep *saying* you're gonna do, little keyboard dommes?
Put your money where your dick is?
Put your own fursona in the game and fuck-fight your oomfies like you keep *saying* you're gonna do, little keyboard dommes?
Put your money where your dick is?
This is a self-care checkpoint.
Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.
Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.
December 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This is a self-care checkpoint.
Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.
Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.
And it smells like a hot mf, 100%
November 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
And it smells like a hot mf, 100%
My *gorgeous* deluxe copies of Kinks & Cantrips came today! And my new characters will probably do the same, tomorrow ~
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My *gorgeous* deluxe copies of Kinks & Cantrips came today! And my new characters will probably do the same, tomorrow ~
Sharing in honor of Boat, the Warforged Drakewarden I played in my first run through Dragon Heist ~
Tabaxi has been sold! We still have 2 designs available, 1 on this batch!! Thank you all sm for all the help! ♥ Still trying to raise money to pay for the expenses I had, consider sharing, adopting or even tipping on my ko-fi! ✨
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╰ 🏷️ #dndartist | #dndart | #furryartist | #furryart
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Sharing in honor of Boat, the Warforged Drakewarden I played in my first run through Dragon Heist ~
Duane Roberts, Inventor of the Frozen Burrito, Dead at 88
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November 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Not saying I have a folder full of potential album names and I just came up with a sick one and found it already in there, but I *am* saying sometimes you're surpassed by your former self in really frustrating ways.
November 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Not saying I have a folder full of potential album names and I just came up with a sick one and found it already in there, but I *am* saying sometimes you're surpassed by your former self in really frustrating ways.
Dude, music and sex and reading are all so fucking good, it's literally not a mystery at all why they've kept me alive all this time.
November 2, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Dude, music and sex and reading are all so fucking good, it's literally not a mystery at all why they've kept me alive all this time.
WAS thinking about wearing something cute and femme for handing out candy, but it's feckin cold and I'm not interested in being cold all night. Hhhhh guess I'll just wear a big cloak 😞
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
WAS thinking about wearing something cute and femme for handing out candy, but it's feckin cold and I'm not interested in being cold all night. Hhhhh guess I'll just wear a big cloak 😞
It's really unhealthy to glamorize "grind" mentality, but like... I'm up til 4am pretty much every night trying to make life work and at a certain point I have to be proud of *something*.
I'm slowly dying over it, but fuck if I'm not doing my damndest. It's shitty and ugly but it's the truth...
I'm slowly dying over it, but fuck if I'm not doing my damndest. It's shitty and ugly but it's the truth...
October 30, 2025 at 8:12 AM
It's really unhealthy to glamorize "grind" mentality, but like... I'm up til 4am pretty much every night trying to make life work and at a certain point I have to be proud of *something*.
I'm slowly dying over it, but fuck if I'm not doing my damndest. It's shitty and ugly but it's the truth...
I'm slowly dying over it, but fuck if I'm not doing my damndest. It's shitty and ugly but it's the truth...
Weeelp if all my games do end up dying, I'm definitely going hard sci-fi next. I'm going all the way in the future, all the way across the galaxy, and all the way crunchy.
But I'll never go straight. My games will remain gay as fuck until I literally die.
But I'll never go straight. My games will remain gay as fuck until I literally die.
October 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Weeelp if all my games do end up dying, I'm definitely going hard sci-fi next. I'm going all the way in the future, all the way across the galaxy, and all the way crunchy.
But I'll never go straight. My games will remain gay as fuck until I literally die.
But I'll never go straight. My games will remain gay as fuck until I literally die.
Dude Twitch literally can't even successfully unsub me from new comments on a discussion I've unsubbed from six times.
How the fuck is anyone supposed to believe they're capable of building and implementing an AI clipping tool? Even if it wasn't evil and stupid, it would still be laughable at best.
How the fuck is anyone supposed to believe they're capable of building and implementing an AI clipping tool? Even if it wasn't evil and stupid, it would still be laughable at best.
October 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Dude Twitch literally can't even successfully unsub me from new comments on a discussion I've unsubbed from six times.
How the fuck is anyone supposed to believe they're capable of building and implementing an AI clipping tool? Even if it wasn't evil and stupid, it would still be laughable at best.
How the fuck is anyone supposed to believe they're capable of building and implementing an AI clipping tool? Even if it wasn't evil and stupid, it would still be laughable at best.
I just had three games die in the span of one week. One group playing together for years, game dead while *paused* for October (so, you know, *about* to start playing again). Second one, dead during the planning phase, hasn't even started yet - and that one was supposed to replace the third one....
October 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I just had three games die in the span of one week. One group playing together for years, game dead while *paused* for October (so, you know, *about* to start playing again). Second one, dead during the planning phase, hasn't even started yet - and that one was supposed to replace the third one....
I make?
I make.
(Hire me)
I make.
(Hire me)
Interest check in a knitted Mimic scarf designed by @dizzythebard.bsky.social ? It looks sooooo cool!
October 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I make?
I make.
(Hire me)
I make.
(Hire me)
Just made a double batch of brownies with protein powder in them 💪🏾
... they are the *driest* fucking brownies I've made in at least ten years.
... they are the *driest* fucking brownies I've made in at least ten years.
October 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Just made a double batch of brownies with protein powder in them 💪🏾
... they are the *driest* fucking brownies I've made in at least ten years.
... they are the *driest* fucking brownies I've made in at least ten years.
Alright, fine. I'm doing it.
I'm switching to Horny On Main mode. I'm gonna start just sharing my NSFW work here, I dunno why I haven't been.
Currently I'm working on embroidery, mostly making patches for my Pittsburgh queers ~
So... TTRPG rap and explicit embroidery, I guess, are what I do.
I'm switching to Horny On Main mode. I'm gonna start just sharing my NSFW work here, I dunno why I haven't been.
Currently I'm working on embroidery, mostly making patches for my Pittsburgh queers ~
So... TTRPG rap and explicit embroidery, I guess, are what I do.
October 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Alright, fine. I'm doing it.
I'm switching to Horny On Main mode. I'm gonna start just sharing my NSFW work here, I dunno why I haven't been.
Currently I'm working on embroidery, mostly making patches for my Pittsburgh queers ~
So... TTRPG rap and explicit embroidery, I guess, are what I do.
I'm switching to Horny On Main mode. I'm gonna start just sharing my NSFW work here, I dunno why I haven't been.
Currently I'm working on embroidery, mostly making patches for my Pittsburgh queers ~
So... TTRPG rap and explicit embroidery, I guess, are what I do.
My birthday is today.
Today is Lesbian Day.
My birthday is Lesbian Day.
Today.
Happy Lesbian Birthday ~
Today is Lesbian Day.
My birthday is Lesbian Day.
Today.
Happy Lesbian Birthday ~
October 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My birthday is today.
Today is Lesbian Day.
My birthday is Lesbian Day.
Today.
Happy Lesbian Birthday ~
Today is Lesbian Day.
My birthday is Lesbian Day.
Today.
Happy Lesbian Birthday ~
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October 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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