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Hi I'm a Danish. I'm a blind. I'm a scruffy looking goat herder. I'm a diabeetle. I come in peace, when I remember to close the door.
// dumb shit, inane jokes, nsfw tomfoolery, whatever.
// dumb shit, inane jokes, nsfw tomfoolery, whatever.
I'm going to march right up to the wizard of oz and tell him hhe can take this piece of shit brain back. there's a warranty, righT?!
December 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I'm going to march right up to the wizard of oz and tell him hhe can take this piece of shit brain back. there's a warranty, righT?!
d'aww. How lovely!
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
d'aww. How lovely!
She's probably an ai bot. Or an alien. Or a fever dream. Or a typo.
December 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
She's probably an ai bot. Or an alien. Or a fever dream. Or a typo.
I'm a shorty so my legs are never longer than others'. I assume, whenever I ask people if we can compare leg lenghts they look at me funny and run away.
Thanks, I'll bere all night. Because with my short legs it takes FOREVER to walk away.
Thanks, I'll bere all night. Because with my short legs it takes FOREVER to walk away.
December 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I'm a shorty so my legs are never longer than others'. I assume, whenever I ask people if we can compare leg lenghts they look at me funny and run away.
Thanks, I'll bere all night. Because with my short legs it takes FOREVER to walk away.
Thanks, I'll bere all night. Because with my short legs it takes FOREVER to walk away.
That sucks. I hope things heat up soon.
December 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
That sucks. I hope things heat up soon.
If you pour out the soup and leave the vegetables..
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
If you pour out the soup and leave the vegetables..
This is why I love you.
December 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This is why I love you.
I was going to argue against that, but my brain is out of blood. It usually runs on soup anyway. Men are pretty shitty. I wonder what world where women had the domineering role from the start would have looked like. Should write an alt history novel about. Anyway. Sorry.
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I was going to argue against that, but my brain is out of blood. It usually runs on soup anyway. Men are pretty shitty. I wonder what world where women had the domineering role from the start would have looked like. Should write an alt history novel about. Anyway. Sorry.