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"Our God is a zilla, our King is a Kong. The room's about to crumble as I burst into song!" - @thehives.com
If you send me a DM it better be important, like about my car's extended warranty expiring.
If you send me a DM it better be important, like about my car's extended warranty expiring.
Me too. Bill has way jumped the shark.
December 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Me too. Bill has way jumped the shark.
Gaetz: Uh, pardon me...
Leavitt; Yes, you had a question.
Gaetz: No, it was more of a request: Pardon me.
I'm gonna need a pardon soon for...stuff.
Leavitt; Yes, you had a question.
Gaetz: No, it was more of a request: Pardon me.
I'm gonna need a pardon soon for...stuff.
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Gaetz: Uh, pardon me...
Leavitt; Yes, you had a question.
Gaetz: No, it was more of a request: Pardon me.
I'm gonna need a pardon soon for...stuff.
Leavitt; Yes, you had a question.
Gaetz: No, it was more of a request: Pardon me.
I'm gonna need a pardon soon for...stuff.
I can haz fuego 🔥
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I can haz fuego 🔥
This makes it so convenient, as they can get their diapers changed at the same time 👶
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This makes it so convenient, as they can get their diapers changed at the same time 👶
Person, woman, man, camera, President Piggy
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Person, woman, man, camera, President Piggy
Just some good old fashioned tax fraud from Foghorn Leghorn.
Oh well, even if what he did was considered illegal (it likely is) Trump would just pardon him...🙍
Oh well, even if what he did was considered illegal (it likely is) Trump would just pardon him...🙍
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Just some good old fashioned tax fraud from Foghorn Leghorn.
Oh well, even if what he did was considered illegal (it likely is) Trump would just pardon him...🙍
Oh well, even if what he did was considered illegal (it likely is) Trump would just pardon him...🙍
Breaking News: Republicans furious to discover that new health care plan may actually help people. 🤡😝🤡
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Breaking News: Republicans furious to discover that new health care plan may actually help people. 🤡😝🤡
Desantis doesn't give a shit about the environment. He just wants tourism dollars more than oil dollars.
At this time. But that could change. At any minute.
If he gets a cut. 🤑
At this time. But that could change. At any minute.
If he gets a cut. 🤑
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Desantis doesn't give a shit about the environment. He just wants tourism dollars more than oil dollars.
At this time. But that could change. At any minute.
If he gets a cut. 🤑
At this time. But that could change. At any minute.
If he gets a cut. 🤑
This is why Trump and the oligarchs love Citizens United. More money = more speech for them.
Corruption is just another language now for the 1%.
#EndCitizensUnited
Corruption is just another language now for the 1%.
#EndCitizensUnited
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This is why Trump and the oligarchs love Citizens United. More money = more speech for them.
Corruption is just another language now for the 1%.
#EndCitizensUnited
Corruption is just another language now for the 1%.
#EndCitizensUnited
Pretty sure all sound guys hate this man because he yells into every microphone he's ever come in contact with.
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Pretty sure all sound guys hate this man because he yells into every microphone he's ever come in contact with.
Trump hasn't met a right-wing dictator yet that he hasn't wanted to canoodle and help.
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Trump hasn't met a right-wing dictator yet that he hasn't wanted to canoodle and help.
Bombs innocent civilians, tortures dissidents and protestors, but makes a great cup of tea! 🙄
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Bombs innocent civilians, tortures dissidents and protestors, but makes a great cup of tea! 🙄
Trump's ratings are so far in the toilet he'll take a bump from anyone he can 😂😂😂
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Trump's ratings are so far in the toilet he'll take a bump from anyone he can 😂😂😂