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"Our God is a zilla, our King is a Kong. The room's about to crumble as I burst into song!" - @thehives.com
If you send me a DM it better be important, like about my car's extended warranty expiring.
If you send me a DM it better be important, like about my car's extended warranty expiring.
Pinned
"Military struck drug boat in Caribbean 4 times in Sept. 2 attack, says US official"
This is what happens when you have a presidential administration that is full of individuals that feel they are above the law and separate from the US Constitution.
Pardons incoming!
Congress? 🙈🙉🙊
This is what happens when you have a presidential administration that is full of individuals that feel they are above the law and separate from the US Constitution.
Pardons incoming!
Congress? 🙈🙉🙊
thehill.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 AM
"Military struck drug boat in Caribbean 4 times in Sept. 2 attack, says US official"
This is what happens when you have a presidential administration that is full of individuals that feel they are above the law and separate from the US Constitution.
Pardons incoming!
Congress? 🙈🙉🙊
This is what happens when you have a presidential administration that is full of individuals that feel they are above the law and separate from the US Constitution.
Pardons incoming!
Congress? 🙈🙉🙊
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Blatant corruption on full display.
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Blatant corruption on full display.
"...federal prosecutors say Rinsch diverted nearly all those funds into personal brokerage accounts, lost half of it on speculative stock trades, made it back through cryptocurrency..."
Welp, there it is! This guy is for sure going to buy his way free through a #TrumpCoin #TrumpPardon. 🤑
Welp, there it is! This guy is for sure going to buy his way free through a #TrumpCoin #TrumpPardon. 🤑
Netflix gave him $11 million to make his dream show. Instead, prosecutors say he spent it on Rolls-Royces, a Ferrari, and wildly expensive mattresses
Carl Erik Rinsch had millions in funding—and Keanu Reeves' support—to create "White Horse." Then things started spiraling out of control.
www.yahoo.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
"...federal prosecutors say Rinsch diverted nearly all those funds into personal brokerage accounts, lost half of it on speculative stock trades, made it back through cryptocurrency..."
Welp, there it is! This guy is for sure going to buy his way free through a #TrumpCoin #TrumpPardon. 🤑
Welp, there it is! This guy is for sure going to buy his way free through a #TrumpCoin #TrumpPardon. 🤑
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If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
This is Trump's M.O. every time there is an attack by a brown immigrant of some variety in the US: penalize all immigrants, especially poor ones.
This is just yet another 'Muslim Ban' in a different wrapper.
This is just yet another 'Muslim Ban' in a different wrapper.
Trump vows to freeze migration from ‘Third World Countries’ after D.C. attack
President Donald Trump said his administration will "permanently pause" migration from all "Third World Countries", following the death of a National Guard member in an attack near the White House.
www.reuters.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 AM
This is Trump's M.O. every time there is an attack by a brown immigrant of some variety in the US: penalize all immigrants, especially poor ones.
This is just yet another 'Muslim Ban' in a different wrapper.
This is just yet another 'Muslim Ban' in a different wrapper.
It's time to start scapegoating a new group of immigrants based on the actions of a few individuals - it's the Trump way.
Asked what Afghanis in the US legally should be thinking, Trump talks about how Somalis are allegedly taking over Minnesota
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
It's time to start scapegoating a new group of immigrants based on the actions of a few individuals - it's the Trump way.
Well, I guess at least some Swiss people care about this corrupt shit...🤷
Swiss businessmen accused of bribing Trump with Rolex and gold bar
Swiss prosecutors have been urged to open a criminal bribery investigation into executives including the boss of Rolex after they lavished gifts on Donald Trump while lobbying him to cut tariffs.
www.yahoo.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Well, I guess at least some Swiss people care about this corrupt shit...🤷
The party of Law and Order!*
*Except when they're breaking laws and not following orders.**
**Which is A LOT of the time.
*Except when they're breaking laws and not following orders.**
**Which is A LOT of the time.
Kristi Noem made call to hand over deported men to El Salvador, DOJ says
The disclosure adds a wrinkle to the murky timeline surrounding the unprecedented deportation effort.
www.yahoo.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The party of Law and Order!*
*Except when they're breaking laws and not following orders.**
**Which is A LOT of the time.
*Except when they're breaking laws and not following orders.**
**Which is A LOT of the time.
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JFC, what a cowardly creep.
Either of them.
Either of them.
Bill Maher Admits He Stopped Taking ‘Cheap Shots’ at Trump After President ‘Yelled’ at Him
Plus, their text messages to each other, and more.
www.yahoo.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
JFC, what a cowardly creep.
Either of them.
Either of them.
It's very amusing to watch the Trump administration pretend it's not authoritarian, while simultaneously calling for imprisoning and executing former military members for simply saying to not follow unlawful orders.
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It's very amusing to watch the Trump administration pretend it's not authoritarian, while simultaneously calling for imprisoning and executing former military members for simply saying to not follow unlawful orders.
The Trump administration has incinerated 83 souls...
....but when some military veterans remind our current military members that they can refuse to carry out unlawful orders, well that is just a bridge too far - HOW DARE THEY?! 😵💫
....but when some military veterans remind our current military members that they can refuse to carry out unlawful orders, well that is just a bridge too far - HOW DARE THEY?! 😵💫
A timeline of US strikes on boats that have killed 83 | CNN Politics
The US military has killed 83 people in 21 strikes that have destroyed 22 boats as part of a campaign that Washington says is aimed at curtailing the flow of drugs into the United States. There had be...
www.cnn.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The Trump administration has incinerated 83 souls...
....but when some military veterans remind our current military members that they can refuse to carry out unlawful orders, well that is just a bridge too far - HOW DARE THEY?! 😵💫
....but when some military veterans remind our current military members that they can refuse to carry out unlawful orders, well that is just a bridge too far - HOW DARE THEY?! 😵💫
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Whistles are one of the most accessible tools in resisting ICE.
Here’s how to use them:
Here’s how to use them:
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Whistles are one of the most accessible tools in resisting ICE.
Here’s how to use them:
Here’s how to use them:
"...Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.)...has become the most vocal of the nine in support of the provision and told reporters that he not only plans to sue the Justice Department, but also Verizon for handing over his records to Smith."
#LindseyGraham is corruption incarnate.
#LindseyGraham is corruption incarnate.
House push to overturn $500,000 cell phone litigation provision hits Thune blockade
The overwhelming House vote to repeal a provision allowing senators to sue if the Justice Department obtained their phone records without notice may ultimately fall flat as major obstacles in the Sena...
www.yahoo.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"...Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.)...has become the most vocal of the nine in support of the provision and told reporters that he not only plans to sue the Justice Department, but also Verizon for handing over his records to Smith."
#LindseyGraham is corruption incarnate.
#LindseyGraham is corruption incarnate.
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November 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
So we're going to kidnap one of your employees and then, uh...can we get two number 6's with extra salsa?
🤯🤯🤯
Dude, #FuckTheseFascists 😡
🤯🤯🤯
Dude, #FuckTheseFascists 😡
I’m still struggling with the fact that ICE “brown shirts” went to a taco shop and thought they would get served.
F that!
F that!
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
So we're going to kidnap one of your employees and then, uh...can we get two number 6's with extra salsa?
🤯🤯🤯
Dude, #FuckTheseFascists 😡
🤯🤯🤯
Dude, #FuckTheseFascists 😡
In MAGA world, sexually-based offenses are considered kind of ok. On the Megyn Kelly Show, the morally flexible host investigates these vicious felonies and determines them to be not too bad if they are with 15 year-olds.
This is her story (hold your nose).
This is her story (hold your nose).
John Oliver reacts to Megyn Kelly seemingly downplaying Epstein's sex crimes by arguing that “there’s a difference between a 15-year-old and a 5-year-old.”:
“Look, I am clearly no stranger to sharing upsetting numbers with my audience, but please do kill me if I ever start doing pedophile math”
“Look, I am clearly no stranger to sharing upsetting numbers with my audience, but please do kill me if I ever start doing pedophile math”
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
In MAGA world, sexually-based offenses are considered kind of ok. On the Megyn Kelly Show, the morally flexible host investigates these vicious felonies and determines them to be not too bad if they are with 15 year-olds.
This is her story (hold your nose).
This is her story (hold your nose).
The new Lewis Carroll book dropped, and it's a banger.
but at least I did not have to worry about the
worm that was not a worm in his brain.
but at least I did not have to worry about the
worm that was not a worm in his brain.
BUT AT LEAST I DID NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE WORM THAT WAS NOT A WORM IN HIS BRAIN.
worm that was not a worm in his brain.
but at least I did not have to worry about the
worm that was not a worm in his brain.
BUT AT LEAST I DID NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE WORM THAT WAS NOT A WORM IN HIS BRAIN.
November 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The new Lewis Carroll book dropped, and it's a banger.
True, though he is a noted dictator sucker(upper).
November 15, 2025 at 8:15 AM
True, though he is a noted dictator sucker(upper).
It happens! 🤦
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It happens! 🤦
Megyn Kelly is furious that Trump didn't leak some of these emails himself.
But the rampant pedophilia...not the problem for her, it seems. 🤷
But the rampant pedophilia...not the problem for her, it seems. 🤷
Megyn Kelly Bemoans Epstein Email Leak Is a ‘Self-Inflicted Wound’: ‘Why Didn’t Trump Just Release These?’ | Video
Megyn Kelly really wishes Donald Trump would have just released the recent Jeffrey Epstein email leaks himself.
www.yahoo.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Megyn Kelly is furious that Trump didn't leak some of these emails himself.
But the rampant pedophilia...not the problem for her, it seems. 🤷
But the rampant pedophilia...not the problem for her, it seems. 🤷
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Never has someone so inconsequential been glazed by so many that are unqualified.
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Never has someone so inconsequential been glazed by so many that are unqualified.
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This holiday season, give Jeff Bezos and Amazon the gift of zero dollars. 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This holiday season, give Jeff Bezos and Amazon the gift of zero dollars. 🥰