DjeeBee
@djeebee.bsky.social
Northern spreadsheet monkey, dad, lover of cricket, loather of right-wing gobshites and sociopathic tech bros.
This has to be one of the most dumb-ass fesses on record.
January 9, 2026 at 11:25 AM
This has to be one of the most dumb-ass fesses on record.
Does anybody actually care what this cunt thinks any longer? Time for Mandy to slip quietly into irrelevance but suspect he will join the Truss school of griftonomics.
January 8, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Does anybody actually care what this cunt thinks any longer? Time for Mandy to slip quietly into irrelevance but suspect he will join the Truss school of griftonomics.
Men (creepy Musk and his cohorts) have programmed Grok so that it will perform the task requested by the creepy paedos who want to see such images. Both are equally culpable and need to be censored.
January 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Men (creepy Musk and his cohorts) have programmed Grok so that it will perform the task requested by the creepy paedos who want to see such images. Both are equally culpable and need to be censored.
I'm planning to freeze some of it, I think it'll be ok?
January 5, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I'm planning to freeze some of it, I think it'll be ok?
Just made this to use up some Xmas stilton and scoffed a large bowl for my tea. It's so good, and probably the easiest soup I've ever made. I *may* have a 2nd bowl. (looks sheepish)
January 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Just made this to use up some Xmas stilton and scoffed a large bowl for my tea. It's so good, and probably the easiest soup I've ever made. I *may* have a 2nd bowl. (looks sheepish)
And? Fascist dictatorships do not historically give a flying fuck about what the law says.
January 4, 2026 at 10:46 PM
And? Fascist dictatorships do not historically give a flying fuck about what the law says.
When millions of dumb fuck Americans vote for a fascist, don't be surprised when your country becomes a fascistic rogue state. America is proving to be what it's always been - a country founded and built on racism, violence and imperialism. And the rest of the world is paying the price. Nice work.
January 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
When millions of dumb fuck Americans vote for a fascist, don't be surprised when your country becomes a fascistic rogue state. America is proving to be what it's always been - a country founded and built on racism, violence and imperialism. And the rest of the world is paying the price. Nice work.
George Clooney was planning it all the time from his French lair.
January 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
George Clooney was planning it all the time from his French lair.
TL;DR he's a massive bellend who deserves to be hoofed out.
January 2, 2026 at 11:57 AM
TL;DR he's a massive bellend who deserves to be hoofed out.
Man, I hope the cunt dies soon.
December 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Man, I hope the cunt dies soon.
"It’s claimed Trump has permanently changed how Americans view the world." Maybe, maybe not. But the world has now permanently changed its view of America which has been revealed to be what it's always been - a country built on racism, violence, corporate greed and imperialism. Hardly a "blotch".
December 28, 2025 at 11:11 AM
"It’s claimed Trump has permanently changed how Americans view the world." Maybe, maybe not. But the world has now permanently changed its view of America which has been revealed to be what it's always been - a country built on racism, violence, corporate greed and imperialism. Hardly a "blotch".
Trump is America, and America is Trump. They deserve each other.
December 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Trump is America, and America is Trump. They deserve each other.
And the post-order ones too. I really don't need to know the minutiae of your picking, packing and dispatch process, nor when the carrier is thinking about collecting it, has it in their hub warehouse, has delivered it to the final mile depot, nor the flavour of van or the name of the driver's cat.
December 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
And the post-order ones too. I really don't need to know the minutiae of your picking, packing and dispatch process, nor when the carrier is thinking about collecting it, has it in their hub warehouse, has delivered it to the final mile depot, nor the flavour of van or the name of the driver's cat.
Anyone involved in hunting and the hunting industry are, by default, Tory cunts. Labour really shouldn't be concerned at all about alienating them because they'd never vote Labour anyway. There are way more votes to be won by banning this mediaeval practice.
December 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Anyone involved in hunting and the hunting industry are, by default, Tory cunts. Labour really shouldn't be concerned at all about alienating them because they'd never vote Labour anyway. There are way more votes to be won by banning this mediaeval practice.
Podcasts for me are all about providing an accompaniment whilst doing something else. If I'm going to sit down and watch something, which is a rare treat to be honest, I'd rather watch a film or decent series episode. I love podcasts and they provide the soundtrack to all the other stuff that I do.
December 27, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Podcasts for me are all about providing an accompaniment whilst doing something else. If I'm going to sit down and watch something, which is a rare treat to be honest, I'd rather watch a film or decent series episode. I love podcasts and they provide the soundtrack to all the other stuff that I do.
It's what the baby Jesus would have wanted.
December 25, 2025 at 11:46 AM
It's what the baby Jesus would have wanted.
Not just me then. It's now every ad break in every podcast and it's driving me absolutely fucking insane. I didn't think I could hate Amazon any more than I already did, but my hatred has plummeted to even greater depths after this.
December 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Not just me then. It's now every ad break in every podcast and it's driving me absolutely fucking insane. I didn't think I could hate Amazon any more than I already did, but my hatred has plummeted to even greater depths after this.
Sorry Trump, I'm busy tonight repeatedly slamming my penis in the fridge door.
December 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Sorry Trump, I'm busy tonight repeatedly slamming my penis in the fridge door.
I only watched the first one in the cinema for the 3D FX which I've not bothered rewatching due to it being dull and predictable as fuck. So bored after the first 20 minutes tech demo.
December 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I only watched the first one in the cinema for the 3D FX which I've not bothered rewatching due to it being dull and predictable as fuck. So bored after the first 20 minutes tech demo.