DjeeBee
@djeebee.bsky.social
Northern spreadsheet monkey, dad, lover of cricket, loather of right-wing gobshites and sociopathic tech bros.
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My new year’s resolution was to give up performing stunts from cowboy movies but I’ve already fallen off the wagon.
January 3, 2026 at 11:20 AM
My new year’s resolution was to give up performing stunts from cowboy movies but I’ve already fallen off the wagon.
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I happen to know quite a bit about Venezuelan oil.
TL;DR it’s hard to extract, notoriously investor-endangering, isn’t needed (global crude is oversupplied to the tune of 3.3 min bpd) and isn’t easily refined (it’s too dense so always sold at a heavy discount)
www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/202...
TL;DR it’s hard to extract, notoriously investor-endangering, isn’t needed (global crude is oversupplied to the tune of 3.3 min bpd) and isn’t easily refined (it’s too dense so always sold at a heavy discount)
www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/202...
Venezuela has the world’s most oil: Why doesn’t it earn more from exports?
Venezuela holds the world's largest proven oil reserves, more than five times more than the United States.
www.aljazeera.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I happen to know quite a bit about Venezuelan oil.
TL;DR it’s hard to extract, notoriously investor-endangering, isn’t needed (global crude is oversupplied to the tune of 3.3 min bpd) and isn’t easily refined (it’s too dense so always sold at a heavy discount)
www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/202...
TL;DR it’s hard to extract, notoriously investor-endangering, isn’t needed (global crude is oversupplied to the tune of 3.3 min bpd) and isn’t easily refined (it’s too dense so always sold at a heavy discount)
www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/202...
1. He's still a complete cunt.
2. See 1.
Etc.
2. See 1.
Etc.
January 2, 2026 at 3:48 PM
1. He's still a complete cunt.
2. See 1.
Etc.
2. See 1.
Etc.
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We are failing our kids
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We are failing our kids
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We need this:
📢 This petition reflects what many of us already feel about Brexit’s impact. If you haven’t signed yet, here’s the link:
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Petition: Apply to Rejoin the EU as soon as possible to increase growth in the UK
We believe Brexit's not working. The OBR judges that the UK economy is smaller and trade is weaker because of Brexit, and it will just get worse. 10 years after the Brexit vote, let's apply to rejoin ...
petition.parliament.uk
December 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
We need this:
A supreme talent, gone too soon in tragic circumstances.
December 15, 2025 at 8:23 AM
A supreme talent, gone too soon in tragic circumstances.
Ahmed al Ahmed, the definition of a real hero. Whatever plaudits, medals and goodwill he receives in the future, he's earned it a million times over.
Ahmed al Ahmed, a Lebanese Muslim who owns a Sydney fruit shop, risked his life to disarm one of the Bondi Beach shooters.
His courage gives me hope amidst the horror and darkness. Muslims and Jews are not enemies. Our futures, in the Middle East and beyond, are intrinsically bound.
A true hero.
His courage gives me hope amidst the horror and darkness. Muslims and Jews are not enemies. Our futures, in the Middle East and beyond, are intrinsically bound.
A true hero.
December 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Ahmed al Ahmed, the definition of a real hero. Whatever plaudits, medals and goodwill he receives in the future, he's earned it a million times over.
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"the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy who owns a fruit shop"
#Hero #GoodManAhmed
#Hero #GoodManAhmed
December 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
"the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy who owns a fruit shop"
#Hero #GoodManAhmed
#Hero #GoodManAhmed
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A playlist for curry lovers…
🎵 It’s My Chapati (and I’ll Cry If I Want To)
🎵 Jalfrezi Little Thing Called Love
🎵 Paneer There and Everywhere
🎵 Knockin on Heaven’s Tandoor
🎵 Don’t Peschwari, Be Happy
🎵 Naan, I Feel Like a Woman
🎵 Poppadom Preach
🎵 Tears On My Pilau
🎵 Paperback Raita
🎵 Nessun Korma
🎵 It’s My Chapati (and I’ll Cry If I Want To)
🎵 Jalfrezi Little Thing Called Love
🎵 Paneer There and Everywhere
🎵 Knockin on Heaven’s Tandoor
🎵 Don’t Peschwari, Be Happy
🎵 Naan, I Feel Like a Woman
🎵 Poppadom Preach
🎵 Tears On My Pilau
🎵 Paperback Raita
🎵 Nessun Korma
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
A playlist for curry lovers…
🎵 It’s My Chapati (and I’ll Cry If I Want To)
🎵 Jalfrezi Little Thing Called Love
🎵 Paneer There and Everywhere
🎵 Knockin on Heaven’s Tandoor
🎵 Don’t Peschwari, Be Happy
🎵 Naan, I Feel Like a Woman
🎵 Poppadom Preach
🎵 Tears On My Pilau
🎵 Paperback Raita
🎵 Nessun Korma
🎵 It’s My Chapati (and I’ll Cry If I Want To)
🎵 Jalfrezi Little Thing Called Love
🎵 Paneer There and Everywhere
🎵 Knockin on Heaven’s Tandoor
🎵 Don’t Peschwari, Be Happy
🎵 Naan, I Feel Like a Woman
🎵 Poppadom Preach
🎵 Tears On My Pilau
🎵 Paperback Raita
🎵 Nessun Korma
Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana dropped as Your Party leaders search.app/6AHRh
I can't stop laughing at the thought of Magic Grandpa, desperate to be leader again, being told what to do by some random gobshites from the SWP. 😂
I can't stop laughing at the thought of Magic Grandpa, desperate to be leader again, being told what to do by some random gobshites from the SWP. 😂
Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana dropped as Your Party leaders
Members vote in favour of 'collective leadership' option, with a ‘lay’ chair – who cannot be an MP
search.app
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana dropped as Your Party leaders search.app/6AHRh
I can't stop laughing at the thought of Magic Grandpa, desperate to be leader again, being told what to do by some random gobshites from the SWP. 😂
I can't stop laughing at the thought of Magic Grandpa, desperate to be leader again, being told what to do by some random gobshites from the SWP. 😂
In a stunning turn of events, the leader of a racist political party, with racist policies and supported by racist people, turns out to be a racist. #RacistCunts
new allegation concerning Farage’s behaviour when he was 18 years old
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 AM
In a stunning turn of events, the leader of a racist political party, with racist policies and supported by racist people, turns out to be a racist. #RacistCunts
I'm convinced the continuing inclusion of Zak Crawley is actually a performance art piece. Another duck, another pair in the test. What's the odds on him staying in the team for the rest of the series and leaving Oz with 5 pairs to his name? #ashes
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I'm convinced the continuing inclusion of Zak Crawley is actually a performance art piece. Another duck, another pair in the test. What's the odds on him staying in the team for the rest of the series and leaving Oz with 5 pairs to his name? #ashes
Absolute McThunderbastad
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Absolute McThunderbastad
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There is no reason why this should have made me laugh so hard a bit of gas escaped.
November 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
There is no reason why this should have made me laugh so hard a bit of gas escaped.
This is a great piece, worth 5 minutes of your time for sure.
“The fact the media was discussing the lies, and offering balancing statements, gave them credence in the eyes of many of those the Far Right was looking to manipulate.”
Why I’m Here
A mission statement of a kind
open.substack.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This is a great piece, worth 5 minutes of your time for sure.
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House prices have gone up in the French town of Sauté since it's become gentlyfried.
November 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
House prices have gone up in the French town of Sauté since it's become gentlyfried.
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif.
November 2, 2025 at 10:50 AM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif.
It is truly bizarre and utterly irresponsible for UK Gov and any national institutions (that's you BBC) to still be supporting Musk's nazi propaganda platform. Get off it, entirely. NOW FFS.
Elon Musk: "It is time for the English to ally with the hard men, like Tommy Robinson, and fight for their survival or they shall surely all die" 29th October 2025. 2 million views in its first hour.
October 29, 2025 at 10:34 AM
It is truly bizarre and utterly irresponsible for UK Gov and any national institutions (that's you BBC) to still be supporting Musk's nazi propaganda platform. Get off it, entirely. NOW FFS.
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Spread it far and wide.
Sarah Pochin, Reform UK
Sarah Pochin, Reform UK
October 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Spread it far and wide.
Sarah Pochin, Reform UK
Sarah Pochin, Reform UK
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