Despite Trump’s latest sanctions threat, just let this Trump statement about Putin sink in:

“I believe him. I think we're doing very well with Russia, and right now they're bombing the hell out of Ukraine. I'm finding it more difficult, frankly, to deal with Ukraine. They don’t have the cards.”

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Encountering the phrase “personal liberties and free markets” presented as if it is self-evidently coherent