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David
@djhoch.bsky.social
Husband, father, small business owner. Yankees/49ers. He/him.
Dude, the line to piss on his grave will extend around the district several times.

I still didn’t think it was a nice thing to write on the wall of someone else’s business. But I 100% will be doing both.
February 5, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Got a massage last night and the place has a wall covered in paper for people to write their goals for 2026 on it. I wrote “celebrate when It Happens” because “piss on his grave” seemed a little much.
February 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Great! So you’re gonna lead a vote to remove Schumer as party leader and replace him with someone who understands that strongly worded letters, feckless intermittent opposition, and threatening to pass laws that make things extra super illegal isn’t actually going to save us??
February 3, 2026 at 3:29 PM
"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you,"
~LBJ
February 3, 2026 at 3:28 PM
In a coma. Same place he is with every other fucking thing tearing this republic apart. Honestly he and Jeffries infuriate me more than anyone on the right.
February 2, 2026 at 5:41 PM
For a second I thought you meant Chuck Schumer and was gonna say “was he afraid of it?”
February 2, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Funny, doesn’t look like a border collie…
February 1, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I assume we can expect apologies from all the people who told us we were being hysterical and exaggerating any day now…?
January 31, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Spill your drink in his lap. Preferably coffee.
January 30, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Agreed. But more to the point, the false equivalency of comparing them as different levels of evil is essentially comparing a racist, rapist, pedophile, scam artist, compromised Russian agent wannabe dictator to a jaywalker and then throwing up your hands and saying “both candidates suck!”
January 29, 2026 at 12:15 AM
But what’s more is… he’s fucking right! Two out of three of the last elections Dems, progressives, and indies have sat out because HRC/Kamala didn’t pass every one of their purity tests. That’s why we’re here. Because they all wanted fucking ponies and refused the “lesser of 2 evils”
January 29, 2026 at 12:10 AM
FWIW Wil, I don’t think you were wrong. I don’t think you said anything offensive, and I think anyone who follows you or knows you at all understood exactly what you were saying. The people responsible (his voters and all non-voters) need to own what they wrought. Not your job to coddle them.
January 29, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Thanks I hate it.
January 28, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Believe it or not, largely revenue neutral til about 2-3 years ago. I would buy large mixed lots, pull out the SW sets, and sell any dupes or non-SW for way more than I paid for the lot. Rinse and repeat. Now that I’m caught up I just buy new.
January 28, 2026 at 12:22 AM