David
@djhoch.bsky.social
Husband, father, small business owner. Yankees/49ers. He/him.
49ers Revenge Tour 2026:
✅Philadelphia Eagles (2023 NFC Championship)
🔳Seattle Seahawks (2025 Week 18, 2013 NFC Championship)
🔳Los Angeles Rams (2022 NFC Championship)
We’re coming for you Seahawks.
#BangBangNinersGang
✅Philadelphia Eagles (2023 NFC Championship)
🔳Seattle Seahawks (2025 Week 18, 2013 NFC Championship)
🔳Los Angeles Rams (2022 NFC Championship)
We’re coming for you Seahawks.
#BangBangNinersGang
January 12, 2026 at 1:22 AM
49ers Revenge Tour 2026:
✅Philadelphia Eagles (2023 NFC Championship)
🔳Seattle Seahawks (2025 Week 18, 2013 NFC Championship)
🔳Los Angeles Rams (2022 NFC Championship)
We’re coming for you Seahawks.
#BangBangNinersGang
✅Philadelphia Eagles (2023 NFC Championship)
🔳Seattle Seahawks (2025 Week 18, 2013 NFC Championship)
🔳Los Angeles Rams (2022 NFC Championship)
We’re coming for you Seahawks.
#BangBangNinersGang
This Niners defense is so bad. So so bad.
January 11, 2026 at 10:29 PM
This Niners defense is so bad. So so bad.
What a fucking choke job. Jesus.
January 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
What a fucking choke job. Jesus.
See Dems? It’s not hard! I’ve seen like three dems, Rep Beyer included, understand how to respond to the moment with simple admonition and facts. No hedging. No “fundamentally good people.” No “conflicting reports.”
Nice to know my congressman isn’t as feckless and useless as his party’s leadership
Nice to know my congressman isn’t as feckless and useless as his party’s leadership
The video shows that the driver of the vehicle turned her wheels to avoid the ICE agents who surrounded her, screamed profanity at her, and gave her conflicting orders.
They escalated the situation, put the public in danger, killed her without justification, and kept firing at her.
They escalated the situation, put the public in danger, killed her without justification, and kept firing at her.
January 8, 2026 at 5:41 PM
See Dems? It’s not hard! I’ve seen like three dems, Rep Beyer included, understand how to respond to the moment with simple admonition and facts. No hedging. No “fundamentally good people.” No “conflicting reports.”
Nice to know my congressman isn’t as feckless and useless as his party’s leadership
Nice to know my congressman isn’t as feckless and useless as his party’s leadership
This is a ridiculous take. We only do this when someone has the gall to call a fascist supporting bigot a fascist supporting bigot when they were killed by a method they insisted was not a problem.
Not to be petty, but anyone saying the 37-year old mother with a glovebox stuffed full of toys deserved to get summarily executed in broad daylight should be put on a list, have that list on a website, and incite a group of intrepid “activists” to call their places of work to get them fired.
January 8, 2026 at 5:37 PM
This is a ridiculous take. We only do this when someone has the gall to call a fascist supporting bigot a fascist supporting bigot when they were killed by a method they insisted was not a problem.
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social ever see a joke/meme that may as well have been made for an audience of one?
January 8, 2026 at 5:34 PM
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social ever see a joke/meme that may as well have been made for an audience of one?
9yo, who won’t stop growing, got a new Aaron Judge jersey (no name, obviously) for New Year’s. Which of course meant his old one became 6yo’s. They decided they wanted to match this morning. So clearly I had no choice.
January 6, 2026 at 5:57 PM
9yo, who won’t stop growing, got a new Aaron Judge jersey (no name, obviously) for New Year’s. Which of course meant his old one became 6yo’s. They decided they wanted to match this morning. So clearly I had no choice.
Hooooooly shit he missed!!!
a referee is making a gesture on a football field that says no good .
ALT: a referee is making a gesture on a football field that says no good .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Hooooooly shit he missed!!!
Fucking this. So much this. This with more of this on top. Any dem not campaigning on exactly this should be ignored. Any incumbent not committing to this needs to be primaried and then escorted to a rocket into the fucking sun.
Special prosecutors on day 1. Everyone in this administration who broke laws— including every ICE agent who ever kidnapped anyone— must go to prison. All of Epstein’s buddies prosecuted too, Democrat or Republican doesn’t matter.
Has to be this way or this country won’t survive.
Has to be this way or this country won’t survive.
No but really my fear is that the next democrat in the White House will be conciliatory and deliberate when what we need is a chainsaw and some sage.
January 2, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Fucking this. So much this. This with more of this on top. Any dem not campaigning on exactly this should be ignored. Any incumbent not committing to this needs to be primaried and then escorted to a rocket into the fucking sun.
Brutal end of that game for the Bills.
December 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Brutal end of that game for the Bills.
Leave it to the Giants to win the one game they absolutely shouldn’t.
December 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Leave it to the Giants to win the one game they absolutely shouldn’t.
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social Me, sitting down to eat breakfast on a weekday without CoC:
a man wearing a red beanie and a jacket is smiling and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man wearing a red beanie and a jacket is smiling and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social Me, sitting down to eat breakfast on a weekday without CoC:
Happy birthday @jayjaffe.bsky.social! May all your dreams of people being rocketed into the fucking sun come true!
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Happy birthday @jayjaffe.bsky.social! May all your dreams of people being rocketed into the fucking sun come true!
Taking my 6yo to the @wshcommanders.bsky.social game tomorrow think this sign will get him on the @netflix.com broadcast? (His idea!)
December 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Taking my 6yo to the @wshcommanders.bsky.social game tomorrow think this sign will get him on the @netflix.com broadcast? (His idea!)
Everyone: can we just own the things we buy and maybe have printers that actually print?
Big tech: we hear you!
Big tech: we hear you!
December 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Everyone: can we just own the things we buy and maybe have printers that actually print?
Big tech: we hear you!
Big tech: we hear you!
Dems: let’s not talk about this or acknowledge its existence even though it is incredibly obvious that by substance it is accurate until we get dna evidence of its provenance.
MAGA: illegal immigrants are eating cats and buying all the houses!
Dems: sucking at politics for time immemorial.
MAGA: illegal immigrants are eating cats and buying all the houses!
Dems: sucking at politics for time immemorial.
I’m skeptical about that letter Epstein supposedly attempted to send to Larry Nasser, and I’m worried that if it turns out to be fake, it’ll be used to discredit + undermine otherwise credible evidence. Can we all pump the brakes on it until it’s verified by a handwriting expert?
December 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Dems: let’s not talk about this or acknowledge its existence even though it is incredibly obvious that by substance it is accurate until we get dna evidence of its provenance.
MAGA: illegal immigrants are eating cats and buying all the houses!
Dems: sucking at politics for time immemorial.
MAGA: illegal immigrants are eating cats and buying all the houses!
Dems: sucking at politics for time immemorial.
@benjaminkabak.com How’s NYC doing on their under 300 pace?
Chicago’s Homicides Are Headed for Lowest Tally in 60 Years @business
December 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
@benjaminkabak.com How’s NYC doing on their under 300 pace?
Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets her PhD.
December 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets her PhD.
No idea how that was lined up in the neutral zone. Absolute phantom call. But Elliott missed anyway. Ball don’t lie.
December 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
No idea how that was lined up in the neutral zone. Absolute phantom call. But Elliott missed anyway. Ball don’t lie.
Niners and Seahawks both control their own fate for the one seed. They face each other in the final game of the season. If both teams win their next two games, they’ll be playing for the bye.
December 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Niners and Seahawks both control their own fate for the one seed. They face each other in the final game of the season. If both teams win their next two games, they’ll be playing for the bye.
That was the most bonkers 2pt conversion ever.
December 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
That was the most bonkers 2pt conversion ever.
Seattle looks completely overmatched on both sides of the ball. It’s a miracle they’re not down by 14.
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Seattle looks completely overmatched on both sides of the ball. It’s a miracle they’re not down by 14.
I will never understand why AWS AI advertises on tv. Ok, they power the NFL’s analytics. Cool. What am I supposed to do with that information?
December 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I will never understand why AWS AI advertises on tv. Ok, they power the NFL’s analytics. Cool. What am I supposed to do with that information?