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Djib @djibc.bsky.social · Oct 4
Alain Bauer, spécialiste(s)
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enfeetamine.bsky.social
Hashtag j'ai craqué
Mira, Rumi et Zoey coiffées avec des énormes préservatifs, devant le titre Capote demon hunters
January 12, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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sirmichael.bsky.social
Cloud computing is the technology of the future so you need to understand it if you want to succeed in business. Here are the 6 facts you need to know
Cloud Computing The 6 Facts You Need to Know 1. To understand, cloud computing, think of a briefcase with dozens of files in it. Just imagine what that would look like. Got it? Good! Well, cloud computing is the exact opposite of that. 2. Several moderately successful businesspeople use cloud computing, including a landscape gardener in Estonia and a guy I went to school with who sometimes wears a hat. 3. Some experts predict that by the year 2100, over TWO HUNDRED different files will be stored on the cloud! 4. Peregrine falcons are the fastest creatures on Earth and can travel at 200 miles per hour. 5. Sorry, I accidentally pasted a fact about peregrine falcons into number 4 and I don't know how to delete it. That was intended for a different project that I'm working on about peregrine falcons. It is not related to cloud computing so please disregard. 6. The mix-up with the peregrine falcon fact has caused me to lose my train of thought and I have now forgotten what the final fact was going to be. Sorry about that. Hopefully I will remember it soon.
January 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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bisonrimant.fr
You can commission me ✌️

This is the kind of thing I do.

You can share that post to help me, if you want 🙏
Woodcarved humanoid octopus wearing a robe, arms wide open, in front of a book standing on branches. On the book, a frog. On the right arm, a kinfisher, and on the top of the head of the octopus, a round duck. The base is burn, on that angle it is not really obvious but is water with a slight wave form arround the octopus. On the background, an old door with old white paint. Woodcarved humanoid crow with a hooded cloak, a sword, satchel on its belt. It has a squirrel climbing its arm, and a cat sitting next to its feet Woodcarved scene on a round base. An humanoid octopus wearing a dress is holding a basket with a duck inside of it. On the head of the octopus, a grumpy frog taking shelter of a big ancient book. Next to them all, a sword is coming out of water among bulrush. On the top of it sits a kingfisher. An anthropomorphic goose weraing plate armor. It's holding a shield and a mace. On the mace, red robin sits.
January 6, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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jeremieyounes.bsky.social
Vous attendiez la réaction de Macron ? La voici, c'est pire que ce que vous imaginiez :
"Le peuple vénézuélien est aujourd’hui débarrassé de la dictature de Nicolás Maduro et ne peut que s’en réjouir. En confisquant le pouvoir et en piétinant les libertés fondamentales, Nicolás Maduro a porté une atteinte grave à la dignité de son propre peuple. La transition à venir doit être pacifique, démocratique et respectueuse de la volonté du peuple vénézuélien. Nous souhaitons que le Président Edmundo González Urrutia, élu en 2024, puisse assurer au plus vite cette transition. Je m’entretiens en ce moment avec nos partenaires de la région. La France est pleinement mobilisée et vigilante, notamment pour assurer la sécurité de ses ressortissants en ces heures d’incertitude."
January 3, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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miamidsa.org
RIP Claudia Cardinale. Much like Robert Redford, she was a rare case of a beautiful performer with a filmography full of bangers who did NOT become right-wing later in life. Here she is punching fascist Brigitte Bardot in the face in Les Pétroleuses (1971).
September 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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fabienv31.bsky.social
Déjà 4 ans que vous ressortez ce thread sur Twitter à chaque Noël :

x.com/i/status/147...

Et comme je n’ai rien écrit depuis… Maybe…. IT’S TIME FOR EPISODE 2 !!!!!

Et accrochez-vous les ami(e)s parce qu’en 2025…

Noël…

en Suède…

avec le papi Suédois…..

c’eeeeeeeeeest…..
Fabien_V31 on X: "Bon allez, chose promise chose due, go vous parler des Noëls dans la famille de ma femme en Suède parce que là faut que je crève l'abcès sur ce peuple de dégénérés....C'est le 25, allumez la cheminée, c'est l'heure du conte de Noël ! ⬇️⬇️⬇️ https://t.co/XVBo0BznHm" / X
Bon allez, chose promise chose due, go vous parler des Noëls dans la famille de ma femme en Suède parce que là faut que je crève l'abcès sur ce peuple de dégénérés....C'est le 25, allumez la cheminée, c'est l'heure du conte de Noël ! ⬇️⬇️⬇️ https://t.co/XVBo0BznHm
x.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social
THREAD.

My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.

I've collected his work here...
Bridget the cat infiltrates the 'Abbey Road' cover shoot and becomes THE definitive fifth Beatle.
December 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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padrepio.bsky.social
Je le redirai inlassablement : pendant qu'on qualifie les manifestants écologistes de terroristes, voilà ce que laisse passer l'État sans sourciller.

Que ce double standard ahurissant ne soit pas systématiquement pointé, surligné, je trouve ça absolument dingue.
December 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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mitildide.bsky.social
1 like = 1 type of French
December 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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xkcd.com
Fifteen Years

xkcd.com/3172/
Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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drstrangelol.bsky.social
Psycho Killer,
Qu’est ce que c’est ?
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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andrewkostrub.bsky.social
Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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michel.poula.in
Ce n’était pas mieux avant. Et vous allez vous en rendre compte car on y retourne
February 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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leficus.bsky.social
RT si t'es con
March 27, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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supermegadrivin.bsky.social
Rendons hommage à Eric Woerth qui a passé 14h en tant que Ministre sans être mis en examen
October 6, 2025 at 8:55 AM
djibc.bsky.social
Alain Bauer, spécialiste(s)
October 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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bouletcorp.bsky.social
Je suis persuadé d'un truc: c'est que Balkany, Sarkozy et toute cette génération mafieuse "fond de siphon du RPR" est sincèrement, réellement convaincue de n'avoir RIEN fait de mal.
C'est d'ailleurs ce qui ressort du jugement, où il est dit que Sarkozy minimisait sans arrêt les faits reprochés…
ornikkar.bsky.social Ornikkar @ornikkar.bsky.social · Sep 25
MDR !😁
Message de soutien de Isabelle Balkany à Sarkozy
September 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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tommysiegel.bsky.social
one of my dumbest, now in black and white
September 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
djibc.bsky.social
Bon bah allez

petitions.assemblee-nationale.fr/initiatives/...
September 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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yoshimired.bsky.social
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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flootoutcourt.bsky.social
Photo de Louis Sarkozy se rêvant en "essayiste" avec la phrase "L'avenir appartient à ceux qui se lèvent tôt car il ne faut pas vendre la peau de l'ours "
September 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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ornikkar.bsky.social
Traduction. (Trouvé sur le net)
Je n'expliquerai pas la vanne. Juste une histoire de traduction. Voilà... Démerdez-vous.
August 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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padrepio.bsky.social
Et ça devrait bien calmer le jeu, ce niveau de mépris.
August 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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jeanpierfoku.bsky.social
Si j'étais vous j'arrêterais de chercher des noises à Ciotti
August 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM