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Mitildorc 🧌
@mitildide.bsky.social
Enemy of the people. Oppressor of you personally.

Livre de moi : https://www.editionstextuel.com/livre/la_panique_woke
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Gneuh
Big news apparemment Musk veut acheter un très gros Atlas en titane aux clowns de l'atelier Missor j'espère qu'il va vraiment le faire et qu'il sera aussi beau que leurs autres statues (donc super cheum)
January 15, 2026 at 9:17 PM
If someone uses the word "cashtag" seriously in my presence I shall splinter their occiput
January 15, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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posters who make tees and other art that aren’t tied to their identity as a poster? cool!

a shirt that literally has someone’s username on it? get a grip u ego-pilled fuck
August 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Imagine doing a PhD in electricity, just so you knew how to blow up nuclear power plants and heavy water-producing facilities.

“I learned from them very early that what one does with Nazis is kill them... I am not a pacifist.”

A profile in absolute courage.
January 15, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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posting this when your media filter will label women in low cut shirts sexually suggestive is crazy work lmfao
January 15, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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This guy sucks like you wouldn't believe, but full credit to him: I will be thinking about this reply for the rest of my life.
January 15, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Je suis chez Daisy elle met des clips de quand elle était jeune dans les années 70
January 15, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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This leads me to believe that up until this meeting, Trump absolutely thought it was "hole milk."
Trump: "It's actually a legal definition -- 'whole milk.' And it's whole with a W for those of you that have a problem."
January 15, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Une solution facile face à l'inflation pour les personnes comme moi qui ont un petit budget : vous pouvez acheter votre poulet à seulement 7€ le kilo si vous le prenez par packs de 150kg à la fois, il vous suffit de deux ou trois congélateurs pour conserver la viande. Astuce !
January 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Going to the tire shop: "you know the one thing i don't need to know right now?"
Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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Toxic empathy? There is no such thing.
There are medical conditions, I believe (not that kind of doctor) where people empathize with others so much it can be personally debilitating, but those folks aren't going into crowds. This is distraction tactic to undermine recognizing toxic masculinity.
This isn't satire. This is a real headline published in the UK.
January 15, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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In 2026, we're launching an ambitious effort to track legacy news media's coverage of the trans community, with a focus on the words news outlets choose and how those are changing as right wing pressure threatens the independence of our press.

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
News Stories Shape Public Perception of Trans Lives. We’re Keeping Score. — Assigned
Our Trans News Tracking Project seeks to catalogue bias at major news organizations in the US.
www.assignedmedia.org
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Tout le monde est woke de nos jours jpp
January 15, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Every single time
January 15, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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“i mean sure he shot that dyke bitch, but you know what’s just as horrific as being murdered by a gleeful fascist in front of your own wife? willingly signing up for the job of murdering her”
January 14, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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Never attribute to forethought and planning anything that can also be explained by seething hatred.
Can i just say I really don’t agree with this idea they fear puberty blockers cause it means trans people pass for cis better if they get them. That gives way too much credit to forethought and thinking about trans youth as potential trans adults to these transphobes. Its all about control over kids
January 15, 2026 at 11:25 AM
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Je suis pour que les galettes des rois des pauvres soient remboursées par la sécu
January 15, 2026 at 11:05 AM
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A toute fin utile la réponse d’une médecin:

bsky.app/profile/ilna...
Wauquiez la honte, épisode 58297.
January 15, 2026 at 10:31 AM
"Bien sûr (...) mais", une valeur sûre
Il y a ceux qui passent leur temps à traquer la moindre aide, la moindre galette, le moindre remboursement, comme si les plus fragiles pillaient la République… ⤵️
January 15, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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Shoutout to the researcher at my last lab who asked me if she was my sister after seeing us flirting at my defence.
Updating my emergency contact information in our HR system and my options for clarifying the nature of my relationship to my girlfriend are: Daughter, Mother, Friend, Sister, or Wife.

Some of these would be sooooo funny
January 15, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Un montage matos.
Alors j’ai la question inverse : quel infâme cliché ne voudriez-vous surtout pas voir disparaître, au contraire vous seriez heureux•se•s si on le forçait dans n’importe quel histoire ?

Moi, c’est le héros seul contre une armée et qui marche héroïquement vers une mort certaine.
Qu'est ce que vous ne voulez plus voir dans les fictions ?
Perso, le héros qui est un ignoble connard avec tout le monde, mais il faut le comprendre.
January 15, 2026 at 10:50 AM
POV : tu as compris un livre
January 15, 2026 at 10:11 AM
I'm thankful to @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social for making me listen to Paul Simon's piece "Wristband" and therefore making me interested in Simon's work. The issue is, I now exclusively want to listen to "Wristband" and therefore don't really try any other song.
January 15, 2026 at 9:20 AM