djmensa.bsky.social
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Holy shit Commanders!
December 22, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Spectacular bait'n'switch
Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business.

They could call it Ben and Jerry's.
December 11, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Fuck Spotify
Starting to think I’m in a very small minority of people not using Spotify

Hm
December 4, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Reposted
Joe Biden should pardon and release from prison the 3,000 people behind bars for ridiculous federal marijuana offenses.
December 2, 2024 at 5:19 AM
When the edibles kick in during my set
Haynes King after that game
November 30, 2024 at 6:54 AM
Reposted
1. Snippet he posted when announcing GNX
2. The heart series usually precedes an album
3. Doesn’t follow the pattern of his other albums
4. The man is a maniac
Why do people think GNX is not the real album?
November 25, 2024 at 1:26 AM
To whom it may concern:

Put a jacket on, for fucks sakes.
November 22, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Winning the next season The Masked Singer with his rendition of "Ho Hey"
And Jason Kelce looks like he's gonna rustle your cattle
November 19, 2024 at 3:02 PM
RAPS WIN!

Is it too late to buy a LottoMax?
November 19, 2024 at 3:01 AM
This is fucking amazing
Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Bluesky is literally the Twitter version of

"I'm hearing MFers saying they made Hov. Made Hov say "okay so, make another Hov"

And Jack did
November 14, 2024 at 4:20 PM