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This article is what happens when you don't know what ESP/ESC is and inexplicably still end up writing for a motoring website. ESP/ESC was developed between 1987 and 1992, and was in production vehicles by 1995 and still is to this day... But McLaren invented it in 1997. Okay, son.
How McLaren's F1 Team Accidentally Helped Invent Torque Vectoring
McLaren’s “extra pedal” let drivers brake one rear wheel to sharpen turn-in. Here’s how it worked, why F1 banned it, and how the idea lives on today.
www.motor1.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
7 thousand TV series. 26 thousand movies. And my mother *chooses* to watch 9-1-1 Lone Star. I love my mother dearly but it may me time to consider she may actually be mentally ill. 😂😂
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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It’s not new, but if you combine it with creative application of a certain colloquialism regarding “daddy”, you can really unnerved the bible thumpers.

For example: “Oh sky daddy, I’ve been so bad! I’m on my knees begging you to fill me and wash away how dirty I am!”
December 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
The duality (schizophrenia) of Reddit in one image...
December 22, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Guy on #LBC says Rik Mayall should be on the £10 note. I disagree. It should be a £5 note.

"Five pounds to get into my own bedroom? Ha! What have you done, turn it into a roller disco?"
Five pounds to get in my own bedroom?! Hah! What have you done, turned it into a roller disco?
YouTube video by Paul Callaway
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Oh what a fucking shocker, he's from the Heritage Foundation. Yes, The fucking Heritage Foundation. And trust Ian Fail to not fully disclose who or what the Heritage Foundation are. Fucking cock end.
December 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Who the fuck is this Trump dick sucking, lying prick on LBC? No, the BBC is not state funded. It's funded by the licence fee, not central government, and is a choice, not mandatory. Get the fuck off the radio if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Cunt.
December 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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that reminds me..I must check in with #channel4 to see if they liked my pitch for a new TV show.
new TV show called "A PLACE IN THE SHIT" where a production crew follow british people leave their PLACE IN THE SUN and return to the land of food banks and mobility scooters.
December 14, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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I'm mainly looking at you, America.
December 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Why are the Gran Turismo subs on Reddit filled with absolute fucking morons of the highest order?? Or are people in general just becoming bigger and bigger c**ts??
December 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Sheila Fogarterfy on LBC at her absolute whataboutery best. Yes, Sheila, Hillsborough, the blood scandal and the post office scandal are absolutely comparable to *checks notes* war crimes. Knob.
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Why is Tom Swarprick on LBC weirdly obsessed by pubs? Pubs are on their deathbed, and have been decades - far longer than the budget announcement - and *nothing* is going to save them. Make them entirely tax free and they'll still die. Times and attitudes have changed, nothing will change that.
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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The only legitimate software development methodology:
1. Think very hard about an implementation
2. Don't do anything
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
My word, Tom Swarprick on LBC really is a performative Gumby: "LABOUR TRYING TO KILL PUBS!"
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
How can Kemi BadEnoch have such little shame and brazenly lie? Apparently tax only comes from "workers", no mention of companies and their avoidance which, when they're caught, are able to negotiate their own fucking tax rates.
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
And there we are. The CBI attacking the Employment Rights Bill, sneaking in North Sea Oil, whining about missing out on PFI, all wrapped up in "family" and "happiness". Sure love, sure. And why does she keep basically randomly shouting every now and then? Sounds mental.
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Knob on Tom Swarpicks LBC show suggesting there is no such thing as toxic masculinity, only toxicity and masculinity. That's like saying there's no such thing as bad drivers, radical feminist, or evangelical Christians.
November 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Caller on LBC wouldn't want to use toilets men have been in because women are clean. Get fucked. I've worked in the late night entertainment industry for years; you don't get shit and (period) blood smeared over cubical walls in men's toilets. Women can be absolute fucking animals!!
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Sheila Fogarterfy on LBC once again interrupting callers because she knows the point about to be made, witters on for ages so the "conversation" has moved on and the caller is forced to address her ramblings. We see what you do, Fogarterfy. We see.
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Piers Moron (Morgan) is an almost incomprehensibly stupendous thundercunt. That is all.
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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MAGA math.
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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In a spell-binding move, Reform run, cash-strapped, Kent County Council repaints the yellow 'Keep Clear' lines outside a school that closed 10 years ago

news.sky.com/story/reform...
Reform council repaints road markings for school which closed in 2016
Kent County Council sold the disused school site to a government agency in March, but has repainted yellow zigzags and "School Keep Clear" warnings.
news.sky.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Why is Tom Swarprick on #LBC such a dickhead? We dont have open borders, and he knows we don't, but the doesnt stop him from spewing divisive, disinformation bollocks on the radio for thick c**ts to latch onto. Ironic he's now talking about "far right boosters". He f**king is one!
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Someone get Kat some vocal coaching (and I mean that in a nice, not asshole way). She has a beautiful tone, almost like an Irish singer, just waiting to be unleashed on the world. #ChildrenInNeed2025 #ChildrenInNeed #CIN2025 #BBCCIN2025
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Prick Ferrari on the Jan 6 Capital Riots: "Things happen".

Imagine sucking Trump's tiny mushroom cock on the radio. #LBC
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM