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djshadesuk.bsky.social @djshadesuk.bsky.social · 1d

And even it's "apology" contained an error; few people are arrested "for" an offence right after the offence happened these days. It's usually on "suspicion of", then re-arrested, even if still in custody, without "suspicion of" when evidence suggests they do have the right person/people.

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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 1d

The cool thing about this is it incentives “real” news orgs to write stories with headline keywords that might be found by people googling for more info after being primed by the insanity!

Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 1d

A friend told me that her American dad got in touch to talk about some news he'd seen on Facebook: there are riots in England over DEI, and the King dramatically burst into parliament to tell Starmer off, and then Prince William did the same to Sadiq Khan. AI really is inventing bold new universes

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djshadesuk.bsky.social @djshadesuk.bsky.social · 2d

Shh, SoulSeek is our little secret!

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djshadesuk.bsky.social @djshadesuk.bsky.social · 2d

Are... Are you okay?!

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djshadesuk.bsky.social @djshadesuk.bsky.social · 3d

"I wanna fank the Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ". Shut up you f**king bellend, it was your actual team and saver, not some Saviour. #BRKNCO

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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 3d

Ok, someone is going to Hell for this meme.

Say hi to Charlie for me.

And save a spot for Donnie Kid-Diddler. He'll be arriving soon.

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djshadesuk.bsky.social @djshadesuk.bsky.social · 3d

Get f**ked, Starmer. The *only* thing more reliably wrong than Starmer is a stopped clock, and even that's right twice a day.

#Stonehenge #JSO #JustStopOil

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djshadesuk.bsky.social @djshadesuk.bsky.social · 5d

Well, that's a child sacrifice they're willing to make because the "new world" was saved from *checks notes* child sacrifice.

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Ann @naakeetula.bsky.social · 7d

Not my shot but 👍🏻

Bumper sticker that says your papaw didn't run shine through these hollers for you to be a bootlicker

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djshadesuk.bsky.social @djshadesuk.bsky.social · 6d

The US equivalent; the Blue Angels.

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djshadesuk.bsky.social @djshadesuk.bsky.social · 6d

At least I'm not the only one who is annoyed by the idiotic extending of the term "derby" to whatever suits. Where does it stop, two teams playing in the northern hemisphere is a derby?

Untypicalboro @untypicalboro.bsky.social · 6d

Idiots at ITV, Wrexham v Cardiff: "Lot's of talk about this being a derby, well it's certainty two teams from the same country and that gives it extra significance." So, like #Boro v Exeter? Or Hull v Carlisle? Stop being stupid.

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djshadesuk.bsky.social @djshadesuk.bsky.social · 6d

I've just had a rant about the exact same thing!! 😂😂😂

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djshadesuk.bsky.social @djshadesuk.bsky.social · 6d

On what planet is it a derby unless you're an idiot that thinks words no longer have meanings?

djshadesuk.bsky.social @djshadesuk.bsky.social · 6d

Did I just hear the talking heads on ITV say Wrexham Vs Cardiff in the Carabou Cup is a derby?!? That's like saying a team in or around Manchester playing a team from in or around Northampton is a derby. We're can I get one of these jobs where you get paid for talking about shit??

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djshadesuk.bsky.social @djshadesuk.bsky.social · 8d

Reddit mods in nuking inconvenient truths shocker!

djshadesuk.bsky.social @djshadesuk.bsky.social · 10d

(Edited repost because I'm a spanner that got 99% and Population round the wrong way, and used Is instead of Isn't 😂)

djshadesuk.bsky.social @djshadesuk.bsky.social · 10d

Company: We want to sell more products
Agency: Who currently buys your products?
C: White people
A: How many white people, as a rough percentage?
C: 99%
*A reviews companies prior ads*
A: Your adverts are very, umm... white. The population isn't 99% white, so how about...

Racists: That's racist!

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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 12d

Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.

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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 13d

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Nate @palm7x.bsky.social · 12d

#tacoman
Next will be the "Bigger, More Beautiful West Wing!" Donald's got to shove elephants through his loopholes.

From ABC News.

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djshadesuk.bsky.social @djshadesuk.bsky.social · 12d

Mark my words, the West Wing will be next.

Katie Harbath @katieharbath.bsky.social · 12d

Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.

djshadesuk.bsky.social @djshadesuk.bsky.social · 12d

Well that's totally not sus at all. Nope, no symbolism there whatsoever.

They know damn fucking well what they're doing.

James @battlehork.bsky.social · 12d

WHY 88 FEET???

In June 2025, President Donald Trump personally funded the installation of two 88-foot flagpoles on the North and South Lawns of the White House,

djshadesuk.bsky.social @djshadesuk.bsky.social · 12d

JFC. Just when you think they can't go any lower. It's becoming increasing clear they intend to destroy everything, burning it to the ground - institutions, norms, the rule of law, infrastructure, society, everything - all so they can then claim they're raising the USS from the ashes.

Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 12d

The White House has updated its website to justify the East Wing demolition—and they’ve done so in exactly the way you’d expect.
www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...

djshadesuk.bsky.social @djshadesuk.bsky.social · 14d

No, they're fighting fascists. The clue is literally in the informal moniker. Try to keep up, dear.

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djshadesuk.bsky.social @djshadesuk.bsky.social · 14d

Collaborators with fascist regimes rarely receive mercy. Just something to think about.

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