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James

@battlehork.bsky.social

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Cats and old tech please

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James @battlehork.bsky.social · Jan 3

Stop using Facebook
Stop using X
Stop using ChatGPT
Stop AI meming for crying out loud

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Dani @daniexists6.bsky.social · 19h

I think it's funnier that someone got this signed by the original Turtles.

the ad from above, but signed by Renee Jacobs (April O'Neil, with a "guess not...", Barry Gordon (Donatello, with a "YEAH RIGHT!"), Townsend Coleman (Michelangelo, with a "Still here!"), Rob Paulsen (Raphael) and Cam Clarke (Leonardo, with a "Crystal Ball, anyone?")

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James @battlehork.bsky.social · 7h

Woody has Brazil at least

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Fey (フェイ) @feytaline.bsky.social · 11h

do you ever just think about about the White Bitch Forest

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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.com · 9h

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Professor Tom of Shujin Academy VGM Club @shujinacademy.bsky.social · 11h

I don't typically do partisan stuff, but sometimes an idea just comes to me and I have to run with it.

"Portland, a well known Crime Capital, has been ruled by Antifa and frogs for many years"

. . . but in the style of the Final Fight opening.

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James @battlehork.bsky.social · 14h

a few months ago when they were bleating about a 413% increase in assaults on brownshirts, it was because it went from 8 to 41

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James @battlehork.bsky.social · 15h

for the love of everything fraggable

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☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 15h

Electrek 2016: WE SHALL BUILD A NEW WORLD UPON THE CORPSES OF EVERY TESLA SHORT SELLER

Electrek 2025: HEY SO THE GUY FROM THE BIG SHORT SAYS TESLA MIGHT BE A CULT

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 16h

EISMAN: Tesla’s earnings “are down 60% from 2022 through 2025. And the stock is slightly higher. ..

“.. it’s a cult.”

@electrek.co $TSLA
electrek.co/2025/10/10/t...

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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 17h

A series of images I found on my computer labeled "Wrestling solutions."

A roof shaped ring, utilizing an incline. Probably deadly.

A full sized ring inside of a double sized ring. Why not? What do you have to lose?

A ring with vertical ring ropes, attached to an unsecured light fixture. An OSHA violation for sure.

A ring with 9 turnbuckles, instead of the customary 3. This one is fine, no one would have a problem with this one except a whiner.

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boo. 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.bsky.social · 17h

I told her she was a good little baby cat.

Nyx, a small black cat, is standing on her cat tree and looking off to the side thoughtfully. The photo is in black and white to enhance her beauty.

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James @battlehork.bsky.social · 17h

one billion percent tariff Norway aaaaaaaaa

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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 20h

It’s glaringly obvious when someone has used eBay’s stupid AI thing to fill in their item description. Just tell me if there any scratches on the disc, mate.

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Choose your opponent wisely and train hard to become the ultimate champion.
This game features an expansion pack, multiplayer mode, and a manual included. With a MA 15+ rating, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty is perfect for those who enjoy shooter and strategy games. PAL region code and .249 unit type make this game compatible with your PS2. Get your hands on this game now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate boxing champion.

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 19h

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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James @battlehork.bsky.social · 20h

We need to stop white South Africans until we figure out what the hell’s going on

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 2d

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James @battlehork.bsky.social · 1d

35% Of Americans Would Thank Trump For Killing Them, Personally

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Monthly Halloween 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @abcbtommi.bsky.social · 1d

Lol damn. This is it. This is the whole thing.

Sven-Erik Volberg @volberg.bsky.social · 1d

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Todd Ciolek @kidfenris.bsky.social · 1d

So this guy was pretty much wrong about everything.

Argath aka Algus yells "Animals have no God!!" like a jerk. The original translation of Final Fantasy Tactics is notoriously rough, but I always liked how blunt this line was.

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James @battlehork.bsky.social · 1d

There was a bug in Crusader Kings II where the game appeared to lock up because the Greek characters were using the whole CPU figuring the odds of whether or not everyone else in the game was trying to castrate them

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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 1d

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James @battlehork.bsky.social · 1d

Cereal's a part of a
Balanced breakfast every day

James @battlehork.bsky.social · 1d

I am Mercedes-Benz! I am BMW!
*loses several places*
I am Volkswagen.

James @battlehork.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, I'm die. Thank you forever.

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