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Cats and old tech please
Pinned
Stop using Facebook
Stop using X
Stop using ChatGPT
Stop AI meming for crying out loud
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defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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drinking 5 black rifle coffee freedom punches, posting "I've the juice", getting into my awful cybertruck and having one of those car accidents that goes viral because no one can figure out how the car got up there
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Overheard at HEB this morning:

"Wait, you're telling me vinegar smells like that because it's Jewish?"
"...what are you talking about?"
"You said it smells that way because of the Hasidic acid."
"ACETIC ACID. ACETIC!"
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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[SCENE - Work, day before a holiday. Office closes early, in less than an hour: we're all headed home after that]

*phone rings. me, an idiot, answers it.*
'OH GOOD I was hoping you were still there, I need you to…'

"Thank you for calling. Matt is Dead and this is a recording. In lieu of flowers…"
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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playing The Shield (PS2), the game that pioneered the Getting Suspended By Your Boss Meter
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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I believe that anime fansubs of old shows never released in English as well as manga scanlations of titles never licensed/dropped prior to completion in English are Good, Actually. That’s the way I find out those things even exist at all, such that if a legal version does come out, I will pay for it
Friends, #weebwednesday is upon us once again! You know the drill - quote-post with your weebiest hot takes, nothing racist, nothing intentionally inflammatory, have fun with it ♥
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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FINAL FIGHT 2
CAPCOM 1993
SNES
September 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Ok these shirts with food names done in heavy metal logo fonts are just hysterical. There are more at the link. I'm giggling too hard at these. twocrowcollective.com/collections/...
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
That's the thing about "AI" not only does it fuck up constantly, it doesn't even fuck up the same way every time
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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These are their autogenerated subs on magic knight rayearth and they’re absolutely horrible. Cant get the name of the country/world right
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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“So are you a Robin Hood Furry, a Beast Furry, or a Sexy Dancing Tigers Furry?” #ThingsISaidOutOfContext

(Replies turned off because you’re all in horny jail)
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Ross Douthat: Toss. Doubt Hat.
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Should Canada just join a nascent dictatorship that's using masked secret police to literally just grab people off the street? We ask a bad faith actor.
Oh geez, not this Vichy shit again. Were there a bunch of Dutch writers in 1939 penning just-asking-questions pieces on whether the Netherlands should join Germany?
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Oh geez, not this Vichy shit again. Were there a bunch of Dutch writers in 1939 penning just-asking-questions pieces on whether the Netherlands should join Germany?
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
How is this not universally found to be horrifically boring short of them talking about Kazuo Koike and Ryoichi Ikegami’s Offered, where every event that happens is cooler and more awesome than the last
It's crazy how many people just summarize the whole story of a Manga on YouTube and call it good, while adding almost no analysis or reaction.
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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remember when that dumbass Ayn Rand humper bought Sears, ran it on Objectivist principles and a company that had survived everything thrown at it since 1892 promptly collasped & went bankrupt?

lol
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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@androidgenious.bsky.social
dEar sTuffin,

hOw are you, im fine. dO you ever lay in a pile of toys?

lOve,
ant kA'ra
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Nice to hear a leader valuing human art and artists instead of asking AI to make a video where he literally shits on us from a jet. I don’t mean to be controversial but I think this is better.
New York City helped my mother become the artist she is today. The next generation deserves a City Hall that lifts up tomorrow's artists as well.
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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If you missed my kei truck shirts, today is the last chance to get em!

theyetee.com/collections/...
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM