Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with
@dkitch01.bsky.social
back again!
In yonder hill there stood a coo
December 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
In yonder hill there stood a coo
My niece Ms Winnie. Having none of my crap as per
December 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
My niece Ms Winnie. Having none of my crap as per
Off to munch on a fat bird. Laterz x
December 25, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Off to munch on a fat bird. Laterz x
Aunt Bessie is doing a lot of work with all your Christmas meal prep this morning!
December 25, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Aunt Bessie is doing a lot of work with all your Christmas meal prep this morning!
While you lot are doing unmentionable things with young men and eggnog, I’m having a more spiritual time
December 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
While you lot are doing unmentionable things with young men and eggnog, I’m having a more spiritual time
I would do a voice reveal, but my mellifluous baritone would set you all a quiver 💅
December 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I would do a voice reveal, but my mellifluous baritone would set you all a quiver 💅
At least you could’ve popped them to the charity shop, @mkmike.bsky.social apple.news/ARSKvTsXkRzC...
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on beach — BBC News
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
apple.news
December 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
At least you could’ve popped them to the charity shop, @mkmike.bsky.social apple.news/ARSKvTsXkRzC...
The holiday adverts have started.
December 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The holiday adverts have started.
Couldn’t agree more!
Not only is The Lion in Winter one of my favorite Christmas movies, it’s probably one of my favorite movies ever. Peter O’Toole exploding on the screen. Kathrine Hepburn the absolute queen that you are. And a movie with the absolute best one liners of any movie ever. Watch it and change your life.
December 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Couldn’t agree more!
Nights are drawing out
December 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Nights are drawing out
Just seen a post embracing a ‘classic 90’s’ Christmas
a man in a cowboy hat says burn it in a paramount network ad
ALT: a man in a cowboy hat says burn it in a paramount network ad
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Just seen a post embracing a ‘classic 90’s’ Christmas
Just popped to the pub
December 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Just popped to the pub
I do hope everyone has turned their sprouts up to a fierce boil ready for the big day!
a pot of boiling water is sitting on a stove .
ALT: a pot of boiling water is sitting on a stove .
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I do hope everyone has turned their sprouts up to a fierce boil ready for the big day!
Have you come to terms with the whole decimalisation business, @mkmike.bsky.social ? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
£100 contactless card limit to be lifted from March
Card providers can decide whether to offer unlimited payments on contactless cards.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 19, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Have you come to terms with the whole decimalisation business, @mkmike.bsky.social ? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Subtle
December 18, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Subtle
First batch of mince pies in the oven. Apparently you can buy them!
a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ?
ALT: a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ?
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
First batch of mince pies in the oven. Apparently you can buy them!
Parenting seems to involve giving your child your phone to shut them up. Is your child actually on a spectrum or are you just an incompetent parent?
December 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Parenting seems to involve giving your child your phone to shut them up. Is your child actually on a spectrum or are you just an incompetent parent?
I love him From booze to black belts: Virginia's drunk raccoon suspected in karate shop break-in www.bbc.com/news/article...
Drunk raccoon found in liquor store suspected in karate studio break-in
The "trashed panda" is also suspected of burglarising snacks from the Department of Motor Vehicles.
www.bbc.com
December 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I love him From booze to black belts: Virginia's drunk raccoon suspected in karate shop break-in www.bbc.com/news/article...
Rich food at lunchtime is no longer my friend
a woman in a coat and scarf is sitting on a bench .
ALT: a woman in a coat and scarf is sitting on a bench .
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Rich food at lunchtime is no longer my friend
Show me your
December 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Show me your
Yummy
December 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Yummy
Guess where.
December 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Guess where.
Maybe it’s not the acting. Maybe Russell T Davies writes dialogue like it’s a kids programme from 1985
December 8, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Maybe it’s not the acting. Maybe Russell T Davies writes dialogue like it’s a kids programme from 1985