Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with
@dkitch01.bsky.social
back again!
Winter drawers on!
December 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Winter drawers on!
Have you all thought about getting out more?
December 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Have you all thought about getting out more?
And sausage
December 29, 2025 at 9:32 AM
And sausage
Are you still on burgers or have you been promoted to the milkshake machine?
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December 29, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Are you still on burgers or have you been promoted to the milkshake machine?
cum hoc ergo propter hoc
December 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
cum hoc ergo propter hoc
That photocopier won’t work itself
December 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
That photocopier won’t work itself
More the better
December 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
More the better
How long have you been sent down for?
December 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
How long have you been sent down for?
Or indeed cum first
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Or indeed cum first
Why change perfection?
December 28, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Why change perfection?
How I’m walking out of 2025
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December 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM
How I’m walking out of 2025
I ask for it to be turned down
a man helping an older man use a walker
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December 28, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I ask for it to be turned down
Nice bit of boiled ham
December 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Nice bit of boiled ham
How are the drains?
December 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
How are the drains?
That polyester gives off dangerous fumes when burnt 😱
December 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
That polyester gives off dangerous fumes when burnt 😱
Don’t start getting all EEC with your fancy continental ingredients
December 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Don’t start getting all EEC with your fancy continental ingredients
Or the Christmas Gooch
December 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Or the Christmas Gooch
Im really glad 😀
December 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Im really glad 😀
Are feta and Kalamata olives Italian?
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December 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Are feta and Kalamata olives Italian?
Is there no hand car wash nearby that’ll do it for £20?
December 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Is there no hand car wash nearby that’ll do it for £20?
I knew it was one of the colonies
December 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I knew it was one of the colonies
Didn’t he move it all to Hong-Kong?
December 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Didn’t he move it all to Hong-Kong?