DK Mariboe
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DLaw is insane. What a signing, man
December 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
DLaw is insane. What a signing, man
I know the run game is decent today, but give JSN some yards please
December 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I know the run game is decent today, but give JSN some yards please
Now, if only Kubiak could stop using the first 30 minutes of playtime to "prognosticate"
December 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Now, if only Kubiak could stop using the first 30 minutes of playtime to "prognosticate"
Absolute Junit Barner
December 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Absolute Junit Barner
Not watching the actual broadcast, just the live updates. Is the Benny Hill theme playing in the stadium right now by any chance?
December 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Not watching the actual broadcast, just the live updates. Is the Benny Hill theme playing in the stadium right now by any chance?
... Seahawk?
December 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
... Seahawk?
Reposted by DK Mariboe
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
Hell of a play by BWags there
December 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Hell of a play by BWags there
Reposted by DK Mariboe
The Rams are the first team EVER to have 500 yards of offense and a +3 turnover margin and lose.
December 19, 2025 at 6:48 AM
The Rams are the first team EVER to have 500 yards of offense and a +3 turnover margin and lose.
Zooming out on this thing: Seahawks went 1-1 in two absolute nailbiters against the best team in the league while Darnold played very shaky and Stafford went close to perfect. We can say everything went the Seahawks' way, but that's not really true. It looks ugly as hell, but this is a good team
December 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Zooming out on this thing: Seahawks went 1-1 in two absolute nailbiters against the best team in the league while Darnold played very shaky and Stafford went close to perfect. We can say everything went the Seahawks' way, but that's not really true. It looks ugly as hell, but this is a good team
Bruh 3 of our starting DBs are suddenly out
December 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Bruh 3 of our starting DBs are suddenly out
Don't worry guys, Darnold will end this (picked)
December 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Don't worry guys, Darnold will end this (picked)
Wait did they just change the spot?
December 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Wait did they just change the spot?
Unreal how bad Sam has been outside of a few drives. Inaccurate, unaware and causing a ton of his own problems
December 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Unreal how bad Sam has been outside of a few drives. Inaccurate, unaware and causing a ton of his own problems
What a decision to go in between there!
December 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
What a decision to go in between there!
We have a QB that just hurls the ball blindly every three throws what the fuck
December 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
We have a QB that just hurls the ball blindly every three throws what the fuck
Legitimately benchable at this point, but we have Drew Lock as a backup, so it's not going to get better.
December 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Legitimately benchable at this point, but we have Drew Lock as a backup, so it's not going to get better.
I could see that from a mile away, Sammy what the fuck are you doing!
December 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I could see that from a mile away, Sammy what the fuck are you doing!
Kupp before the half
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Kupp before the half
Alright, going to bed and waking up at 4 to watch the second half. Can the Seahawks please watch my lovely glass of milk for me while I'm gone
December 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Alright, going to bed and waking up at 4 to watch the second half. Can the Seahawks please watch my lovely glass of milk for me while I'm gone
Yay, victory. What a fun game, guys
December 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Yay, victory. What a fun game, guys
Throwing the ball to a man lying down on the field.
December 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Throwing the ball to a man lying down on the field.