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profanity, mockery, nerd-ery, mirth-ery; lefty — participation trophies killed society
#notNOWma and #everychildleftbehind also #hawaiiISNOTforyou
https://linktr.ee/dkmomus
profanity, mockery, nerd-ery, mirth-ery; lefty — participation trophies killed society
#notNOWma and #everychildleftbehind also #hawaiiISNOTforyou
https://linktr.ee/dkmomus
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dkmomus
@dkmomus.co
· Nov 12
i used to say social media is my house:
twitter, the front porch
instagram, the windows
facebook, the living room
now that things have changed:
🚫 twitter/x, dead by hoa rules
🏠 bluesky, new front porch
🪟 instagram, still the windows
📝 threads, the yard signs
🚫 left fb in 2016, so no visitors
twitter, the front porch
instagram, the windows
facebook, the living room
now that things have changed:
🚫 twitter/x, dead by hoa rules
🏠 bluesky, new front porch
🪟 instagram, still the windows
📝 threads, the yard signs
🚫 left fb in 2016, so no visitors
at this point the only way to revive its brands and turn the place around, nissan and infiniti will have to get an endorsement deal with shohei and create a new supercar like the GTR and infiniti version and have him drive it around los angeles
December 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
at this point the only way to revive its brands and turn the place around, nissan and infiniti will have to get an endorsement deal with shohei and create a new supercar like the GTR and infiniti version and have him drive it around los angeles
hilarious with this costume
(guess who this is!)
(guess who this is!)
December 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
hilarious with this costume
(guess who this is!)
(guess who this is!)
add these from 2025 to the list of things i am wholeheartedly disinterested in or dislike even with what seems like the entire world’s support —like slumdog millionaire the movie, game of thrones, chipotle, and tesla:
bbq brisket
costco
dirty sodas
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
bbq brisket
costco
dirty sodas
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 21, 2025 at 7:13 AM
add these from 2025 to the list of things i am wholeheartedly disinterested in or dislike even with what seems like the entire world’s support —like slumdog millionaire the movie, game of thrones, chipotle, and tesla:
bbq brisket
costco
dirty sodas
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
bbq brisket
costco
dirty sodas
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
schools don’t teach food safety or meat production, but schools do teach critical thinking, so this is definitely an #everychildleftbehind issue
bc this dumbasse doesn’t: 1) recognise shrink-wrapped food; 2) realise food safety would prevent what he’s implying; & 3) see he’s indignantly wrong.
bc this dumbasse doesn’t: 1) recognise shrink-wrapped food; 2) realise food safety would prevent what he’s implying; & 3) see he’s indignantly wrong.
December 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
schools don’t teach food safety or meat production, but schools do teach critical thinking, so this is definitely an #everychildleftbehind issue
bc this dumbasse doesn’t: 1) recognise shrink-wrapped food; 2) realise food safety would prevent what he’s implying; & 3) see he’s indignantly wrong.
bc this dumbasse doesn’t: 1) recognise shrink-wrapped food; 2) realise food safety would prevent what he’s implying; & 3) see he’s indignantly wrong.
ohh san francisco power outage is pretty widespread
December 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
ohh san francisco power outage is pretty widespread
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(AP) — At least 16 files disappeared from the DoJ's public webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein — including a photograph showing President Trump — less than a day after they were posted, with no explanation from the government and no notice to the public. apnews.com/article/release-ep...
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
apnews.com
December 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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all the suburban moms with costco atomic clock driven weather displays will go crazy
The atomic ensemble time scale at the NIST Boulder campus has failed.
December 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
all the suburban moms with costco atomic clock driven weather displays will go crazy
what the h-e-c-k! lmfao
kinder(danceparty)garten
but i stg if i’ve ever told anyone stories about my irish friends and you notice this woman’s name is doherty, you know exactly what the fuck is going on lmfao
kinder(danceparty)garten
but i stg if i’ve ever told anyone stories about my irish friends and you notice this woman’s name is doherty, you know exactly what the fuck is going on lmfao
December 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
what the h-e-c-k! lmfao
kinder(danceparty)garten
but i stg if i’ve ever told anyone stories about my irish friends and you notice this woman’s name is doherty, you know exactly what the fuck is going on lmfao
kinder(danceparty)garten
but i stg if i’ve ever told anyone stories about my irish friends and you notice this woman’s name is doherty, you know exactly what the fuck is going on lmfao
i might be old, but i think "click" is so archaic a word when referring to electronic action of links, buttons, or similar; i prefer to use "tap"
December 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
i might be old, but i think "click" is so archaic a word when referring to electronic action of links, buttons, or similar; i prefer to use "tap"
maybe he likes the association about why the center was originally named after a certain other president. all on him, but maybe it's subconscious.
Workers added President Donald Trump's name to The Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C., Friday as some lawmakers and Kennedy family members push back on a decision to change the venue’s name. on.nbcboston.com/gmYPx2c
Trump's name installed on Kennedy Center without legal approval by Congress
Workers added President Donald Trump's name to The Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C., Friday as some lawmakers and Kennedy family members push back on a decision to change the venue’s name.
on.nbcboston.com
December 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
maybe he likes the association about why the center was originally named after a certain other president. all on him, but maybe it's subconscious.
go yelled at by a young white guy in the grocery
stopped to pull an item but the aisle was so narrow, he couldn’t pass. he says well great you’re blocking the aisle.
i turned, saw his bicycle helmet in his cart and said patience bikeorama maybe don’t go out in public.
he stormed off ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
stopped to pull an item but the aisle was so narrow, he couldn’t pass. he says well great you’re blocking the aisle.
i turned, saw his bicycle helmet in his cart and said patience bikeorama maybe don’t go out in public.
he stormed off ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
go yelled at by a young white guy in the grocery
stopped to pull an item but the aisle was so narrow, he couldn’t pass. he says well great you’re blocking the aisle.
i turned, saw his bicycle helmet in his cart and said patience bikeorama maybe don’t go out in public.
he stormed off ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
stopped to pull an item but the aisle was so narrow, he couldn’t pass. he says well great you’re blocking the aisle.
i turned, saw his bicycle helmet in his cart and said patience bikeorama maybe don’t go out in public.
he stormed off ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
there’s nowhere to escape to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
there’s nowhere to escape to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
wondering (and haven't researched yet in cases) if anyone has successfully entered ai note-taking on video calls without impeding the 2-party rules on recording conversations.
December 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
wondering (and haven't researched yet in cases) if anyone has successfully entered ai note-taking on video calls without impeding the 2-party rules on recording conversations.
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TORNADO WARNING in Hawaii!?
A tornado warning was issued at 6:37 a.m. local time Friday morning for Hawaii’s westernmost island. This was for Niihau in Kauai County.
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A tornado warning was issued at 6:37 a.m. local time Friday morning for Hawaii’s westernmost island. This was for Niihau in Kauai County.
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December 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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why am i being served hbcu ads
December 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
why am i being served hbcu ads
was there an apple pay glitch? because shit aint going through lol
December 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
was there an apple pay glitch? because shit aint going through lol
omw to pick up my $2 t-mobile pizza from little caesars
December 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
omw to pick up my $2 t-mobile pizza from little caesars
Reposted by dkmomus
Safest year on the subway since 2009, when Bloomberg was mayor. free link www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/n...
N.Y.C. Subway Crime Is Down, Hochul Says, Rebutting Trump Officials
www.nytimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Safest year on the subway since 2009, when Bloomberg was mayor. free link www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/n...
know how you get those "please signify if you'd like to receive a gift with our gratitude or if you'd prefer we donate on your behalf" links from associates and vendors?
this particular vendor's link to say DONATE doesn't work lol it's a dead button.
so am i supposed to just take their gift?
this particular vendor's link to say DONATE doesn't work lol it's a dead button.
so am i supposed to just take their gift?
December 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
know how you get those "please signify if you'd like to receive a gift with our gratitude or if you'd prefer we donate on your behalf" links from associates and vendors?
this particular vendor's link to say DONATE doesn't work lol it's a dead button.
so am i supposed to just take their gift?
this particular vendor's link to say DONATE doesn't work lol it's a dead button.
so am i supposed to just take their gift?
that BOS-ANC flight on alaska that was announced is about the same distance as nyc to london.
i always wondered who would sit on a 757 for the london flights and now get to wonder who would sit on a 737 for the anchorage flights yikes haha
i always wondered who would sit on a 757 for the london flights and now get to wonder who would sit on a 737 for the anchorage flights yikes haha
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
that BOS-ANC flight on alaska that was announced is about the same distance as nyc to london.
i always wondered who would sit on a 757 for the london flights and now get to wonder who would sit on a 737 for the anchorage flights yikes haha
i always wondered who would sit on a 757 for the london flights and now get to wonder who would sit on a 737 for the anchorage flights yikes haha
rescheduling it doesn't clear any path for bankers to more easily service marijuana businesses
so much for helping small business and businesspeople overall
just plain pandering 🙄
so much for helping small business and businesspeople overall
just plain pandering 🙄
Trump set to deliver pot reform dream — but rescheduling stops short of full legalization
Trump set to deliver pot reform dream — but rescheduling stops short of full legalization
President Trump's move to reclassify marijuana from a "Schedule I" to "Schedule III" drug stops short of full legalization.
nypost.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
rescheduling it doesn't clear any path for bankers to more easily service marijuana businesses
so much for helping small business and businesspeople overall
just plain pandering 🙄
so much for helping small business and businesspeople overall
just plain pandering 🙄
or the tropics are gonna send out for you!
December 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
or the tropics are gonna send out for you!
is there a ribbon shortage about which u i was completely unaware? wtf
cvs said they didn’t even receive supplies to sell
cvs said they didn’t even receive supplies to sell
December 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
is there a ribbon shortage about which u i was completely unaware? wtf
cvs said they didn’t even receive supplies to sell
cvs said they didn’t even receive supplies to sell
the secret zoomer disparagement chat has been activated lolol
December 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
the secret zoomer disparagement chat has been activated lolol