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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · Nov 12
i used to say social media is my house:
twitter, the front porch
instagram, the windows
facebook, the living room

now that things have changed:
🚫 twitter/x, dead by hoa rules
🏠 bluesky, new front porch
🪟 instagram, still the windows
📝 threads, the yard signs
🚫 left fb in 2016, so no visitors
at this point the only way to revive its brands and turn the place around, nissan and infiniti will have to get an endorsement deal with shohei and create a new supercar like the GTR and infiniti version and have him drive it around los angeles
December 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
hilarious with this costume
(guess who this is!)
December 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
add these from 2025 to the list of things i am wholeheartedly disinterested in or dislike even with what seems like the entire world’s support —like slumdog millionaire the movie, game of thrones, chipotle, and tesla:

bbq brisket
costco
dirty sodas

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 21, 2025 at 7:13 AM
schools don’t teach food safety or meat production, but schools do teach critical thinking, so this is definitely an #everychildleftbehind issue

bc this dumbasse doesn’t: 1) recognise shrink-wrapped food; 2) realise food safety would prevent what he’s implying; & 3) see he’s indignantly wrong.
December 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
ohh san francisco power outage is pretty widespread
December 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
🤔
(AP) — At least 16 files disappeared from the DoJ's public webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein — including a photograph showing President Trump — less than a day after they were posted, with no explanation from the government and no notice to the public. apnews.com/article/release-ep...
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
apnews.com
December 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
all the suburban moms with costco atomic clock driven weather displays will go crazy
The atomic ensemble time scale at the NIST Boulder campus has failed.
December 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
what the h-e-c-k! lmfao

kinder(danceparty)garten

but i stg if i’ve ever told anyone stories about my irish friends and you notice this woman’s name is doherty, you know exactly what the fuck is going on lmfao
December 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
i might be old, but i think "click" is so archaic a word when referring to electronic action of links, buttons, or similar; i prefer to use "tap"
December 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
maybe he likes the association about why the center was originally named after a certain other president. all on him, but maybe it's subconscious.
December 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
go yelled at by a young white guy in the grocery

stopped to pull an item but the aisle was so narrow, he couldn’t pass. he says well great you’re blocking the aisle.

i turned, saw his bicycle helmet in his cart and said patience bikeorama maybe don’t go out in public.

he stormed off ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
December 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
there’s nowhere to escape to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
wondering (and haven't researched yet in cases) if anyone has successfully entered ai note-taking on video calls without impeding the 2-party rules on recording conversations.
December 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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TORNADO WARNING in Hawaii!?

A tornado warning was issued at 6:37 a.m. local time Friday morning for Hawaii’s westernmost island. This was for Niihau in Kauai County.

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December 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
why am i being served hbcu ads
December 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
was there an apple pay glitch? because shit aint going through lol
December 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
omw to pick up my $2 t-mobile pizza from little caesars
December 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Reposted by dkmomus
Safest year on the subway since 2009, when Bloomberg was mayor. free link www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/n...
N.Y.C. Subway Crime Is Down, Hochul Says, Rebutting Trump Officials
www.nytimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
know how you get those "please signify if you'd like to receive a gift with our gratitude or if you'd prefer we donate on your behalf" links from associates and vendors?

this particular vendor's link to say DONATE doesn't work lol it's a dead button.

so am i supposed to just take their gift?
December 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
that BOS-ANC flight on alaska that was announced is about the same distance as nyc to london.

i always wondered who would sit on a 757 for the london flights and now get to wonder who would sit on a 737 for the anchorage flights yikes haha
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
rescheduling it doesn't clear any path for bankers to more easily service marijuana businesses

so much for helping small business and businesspeople overall

just plain pandering 🙄
December 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
or the tropics are gonna send out for you!
December 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
is there a ribbon shortage about which u i was completely unaware? wtf

cvs said they didn’t even receive supplies to sell
December 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
the secret zoomer disparagement chat has been activated lolol
December 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM