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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 13h

One night, I dreamed I was walking along processed American cheese with the Kong.

During my low periods, I could see only one set of
footprints. "Why, Kong, have you not been there for me?"

The Kong replied, "The times when you have seen only one set
of footprints, Pauline, is when I carried you."

Donkey Kong carries Pauline across a partially melted slice of processed American cheese, leaving behind only one set of footprints. Inspirational screenshot from Donkey Kong Bananza.

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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 9h

a video game character named donkey kong is standing next to another character

Alt: Diddy Kong and Donkey Kong stand in the jungle and hold out their fists in unison. GIF from Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

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Kremling Kampaigner @kroolkountry.bsky.social · 9h

As first reported by @dkvine.com in Sept. 2021*

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DK Vine • News • The Donkey Kong Movie Plans Now Picked up by Larger Gaming Sites

But remember: You first heard it through the DK Vine.

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Playtonic @playtonicgames.com · 11h

We know a lot of you have questions about the owner’s discount for both the digital and physical releases of Yooka-Replaylee. 💚💜
So, we’ve neatly compiled the most frequently asked questions into one handy, easy-to-read FAQ!
👉 https://www.playtonicgames.com/news/yooka-replaylee-faq/

Yooka-Replaylee | FAQ | Playtonic Games

How do I get the discount? We’re really excited to be able to provide a discount on Yooka-Replaylee for existing owners of Yooka-Laylee. You can secure 30% off the new platforming adventure on each of...

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Unjust Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 13h

2/5 If anyone reading this has been actively waiting during the month since this one was posted, I can confirm there's finally movement on the remaining three videos again after I initially hit a wall trying to "decipher" the lyrics to "Ostrich" and "Elephant Bananza." ❤️

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"Zebra Bananza" – English* Lyrics

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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 13h

What time does it come out in Shipwreck Creek?

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Playtonic @playtonicgames.com · 13h

Yooka-Replaylee review scores are trinkling in and what beautiful scores they are!

95/100 - DualShockers
9.5/10 - Pizza Fria
9/10 - Gamespew
80/100 - Destructoid
80/100 - Nintendo Life

We cannot wait for you to experience the game for yourselves tomorrow 💚💜

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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 13h

One night, I dreamed I was walking along processed American cheese with the Kong.

During my low periods, I could see only one set of
footprints. "Why, Kong, have you not been there for me?"

The Kong replied, "The times when you have seen only one set
of footprints, Pauline, is when I carried you."

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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 14h

You can comment under the post for the episode (just clarify you'd like it to be read aloud on the podcast) or simply send me a DM!

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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 14h

I've been letting people on Bluesky submit questions or comments I can read aloud!

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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 14h

Rather than disowning all of them, I'll just blame Tate.

DK Vine @dkvine.com · 14h

Going to use that line in the show.

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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 14h

I thought it was a Squeekly or Flipflap, and I about flipped my flaps when I realized what it was.

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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 1d

In the words of a beloved anthropomorphic stopwatch racing enthusiast, go for it!

DK Vine @dkvine.com · 1d

If they don't spend 30 hours in Racing Layer examining every angle of Diddy and Dixie's new designs, they're playing Donkey Kong Bananza incorrectly.

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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 1d

The Idaho Crew infiltrates a possibly illegal but definitely underground animal racing cartel at 8 PM ET/5 PM PT. Who are the unethical ringleaders forcing endangered rhinos (street name: Rambis) to duke it out for an audience of minors? Excuse me. That's supposed to be miners.

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Donkey Kong & Pauline look out at the Racing Layer of the Underground World, with Diddy and Dixie Kong sitting behind the reception desk in the distance. Screenshot from Donkey Kong Bananza.

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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 1d

It’s a phone number that takes you to a voicemail account that lets you record a three-minute message. It’s 1-202-630-VINE (8463), with the “1” being the country code!

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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 1d

Lettuce record this Wednesday at 3 PM EDT/12 PM PDT (8 PM BST)! Call the DK Vine Hotline at 1-202-630-VINE (8463) with your thoughts on Feast Layer, but please mention no spoilers beyond Sublayer 1401! And don't forget that Patrons who bring us the Bacon at $5 and up can listen live!

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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 1d

From the beat to the Meat! You must be THIS tall to ride the next episode of the #Kongversation. That's because we'll be discussing the thrills, chills, and spills (Muck, Melty Cheese) of Donkey Kong Bananza's Feast Layer! The Idaho Crew's Andrew will be on hand to keep the Potato facts accurate.

Donkey Kong extends his arms to try to pass an amusement park ride height requirement set up for Fractones. Screenshot from Donkey Kong Bananza.

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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 1d

Oh, for sure. Forest Interlude is right up there, and I completely agree with your analysis. I think the slightly surreal landscape that accompanies Stickerbush is why it personally hits harder for me. It feels like something out of a dream, or a distant memory.

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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 1d

Language is fluid, and that just means everyone will talk like me in 30 years.

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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 1d

The worst world in Donkey Kong Bananza is the real world when I turn off the game.

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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 2d

The #Kongversation is joined by @pyrrhickong.bsky.social to harmonize discussion on Bananza's 13th world! Lost, alone, and incarcerated, how will Donkey Kong get his groove back? Note: This episode only contains spoilers through the end of Sublayer 1300.

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The key art to the Kongversation's "Donkey Kong Bananza: Sublayer 1300" episode. Donkey Kong lies on the floor behind a Fractone jail cell as two guards with spears stand on either side.

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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 2d

The #Kongversation is joined by @pyrrhickong.bsky.social to harmonize discussion on Bananza's 13th world! Lost, alone, and incarcerated, how will Donkey Kong get his groove back? Note: This episode only contains spoilers through the end of Sublayer 1300.

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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 2d

Does it make me incredibly basic to say Stickerbush Symphony? Because it's Stickerbush Symphony. It's the first time a piece of music, be it in a video game or otherwise, made me feel several emotions simultaneously. A wildly contemplative piece while you're dodging giant wasps and pirate vultures.

Diddy Kong hurts his feetsie on some ouchy brambles. Screenshot from Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest.

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