Alyson
@dlandosaurus.bsky.social
Work in Reductress, McSweeney’s, The Belladonna Comedy, The Gentlest Parent
I wrote this!
"10:30 A.M. Send another overdue notice to the impish man who checked out 'Tom Sawyer' months ago and listed last known address as 'Heaven.' Men like this are why I’m a single spinster."
A Day in the Life of Mary Hatch in the Alternate Bedford Falls
7:00-8:30 A.M. Wake up whenever I want—no kids! 9 A.M. Open library, feeling refreshed and ready for the day. 10:30 A.M. Send another overdue notic...
buff.ly
December 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I wrote this!