Dan Long
@dlexpress.bsky.social
Gave up a lucrative modeling career to push buttons on the radio.
Marital problems + Jingle Bell Rock = a winning recipe all year long
December 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Marital problems + Jingle Bell Rock = a winning recipe all year long
This seems like something they could/should have been able to match or am I way off?
December 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM
This seems like something they could/should have been able to match or am I way off?
I blame my reading of this article for me getting Free Press content suggested on every platform now
December 17, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I blame my reading of this article for me getting Free Press content suggested on every platform now
Our boy has really fallen on hard times
a baseball player wearing a cubs uniform stands in front of a blue background
ALT: a baseball player wearing a cubs uniform stands in front of a blue background
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December 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Our boy has really fallen on hard times
Happy bday Bentley the legend!!!
December 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Happy bday Bentley the legend!!!
You know Delilah has to have written g-rated versions of those
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
You know Delilah has to have written g-rated versions of those
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis, and it will go on and on my friends
a stuffed sheep is standing in a doorway with its mouth open and the words baaaah written on it .
ALT: a stuffed sheep is standing in a doorway with its mouth open and the words baaaah written on it .
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November 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis, and it will go on and on my friends
Is the voting criteria for LF just that you have be ambulatory?
November 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Is the voting criteria for LF just that you have be ambulatory?
I was about to make a joke about Jayce Tingler being unavailable but then I found out he was their bench coach
October 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I was about to make a joke about Jayce Tingler being unavailable but then I found out he was their bench coach
You can feel the air get sucked out of an open ballpark when he steps to the plate
September 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
You can feel the air get sucked out of an open ballpark when he steps to the plate
Hell yeah Bobby Shantz this is actually wholesome
September 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Hell yeah Bobby Shantz this is actually wholesome
Cade Horton and Charlie Morton: both retiring with the teams that drafted them
September 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Cade Horton and Charlie Morton: both retiring with the teams that drafted them