Dan Long
@dlexpress.bsky.social
Gave up a lucrative modeling career to push buttons on the radio.
That can’t be the ground rule In the year 2025. You can see the whole fucking ball. Play it!
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
That can’t be the ground rule In the year 2025. You can see the whole fucking ball. Play it!
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My god, the Dodgers are putting Sandy Koufax in
October 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
My god, the Dodgers are putting Sandy Koufax in
I wish the ALCS was the World Series
October 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I wish the ALCS was the World Series
Yelling at his own manager to stay in then ending the inning with a K. Vintage Scherzer
October 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Yelling at his own manager to stay in then ending the inning with a K. Vintage Scherzer
Tucker appropriately 0-4 in his last game as a Cub before he rebounds as like a Dodger or whatever
October 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Tucker appropriately 0-4 in his last game as a Cub before he rebounds as like a Dodger or whatever
I was gonna try and catch a band at Reggies after the ALDS game, doesn’t look like I’m making it there
October 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I was gonna try and catch a band at Reggies after the ALDS game, doesn’t look like I’m making it there
@pointlessexercise.com Can I nominate Harry Caray for La Preferida as the next ReCrap sponsor?
October 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
@pointlessexercise.com Can I nominate Harry Caray for La Preferida as the next ReCrap sponsor?
Fuck off Darling that was letter high
October 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Fuck off Darling that was letter high
I hate this team, and myself so much
October 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I hate this team, and myself so much
Glad Happ is exempt from all matchup-related strategy. Useless.
October 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Glad Happ is exempt from all matchup-related strategy. Useless.
The Cubs are going to San Diego aren’t they
September 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The Cubs are going to San Diego aren’t they
Lol even fucking Harrison Butker showed up to work today
September 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Lol even fucking Harrison Butker showed up to work today
Porter Hodge is cooked but they’re gonna need him to eat innings
September 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Porter Hodge is cooked but they’re gonna need him to eat innings
Not even in the mood to be cynical today. Go Cubs.
September 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Not even in the mood to be cynical today. Go Cubs.
The Cubs are not as good of a baserunning team as they think they are
September 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The Cubs are not as good of a baserunning team as they think they are
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everyone's talking about some guy. who cares.
July 15, 2023 at 9:41 PM
everyone's talking about some guy. who cares.
And the Cubs will have nothing to show for it by October 3
Cade Horton has a 0.77 ERA in his last 9 starts.
Since 1920, only 4 other Cubs starters have posted a lower ERA in a 9-start stretch during a single season: Jake Arrieta in 2015, Rick Reuschel in 1977, Bill Lee in 1938, and Hippo Vaughn in 1920.
Since 1920, only 4 other Cubs starters have posted a lower ERA in a 9-start stretch during a single season: Jake Arrieta in 2015, Rick Reuschel in 1977, Bill Lee in 1938, and Hippo Vaughn in 1920.
September 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
And the Cubs will have nothing to show for it by October 3
Ben Brown fuck off dork
September 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Ben Brown fuck off dork
Did Counsell just take off the thickest reading glasses ever as they were starting the presser?
August 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Did Counsell just take off the thickest reading glasses ever as they were starting the presser?
Yeah eat shit Newcastle
August 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Yeah eat shit Newcastle
Ian Happ Highlight Reel material
August 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Ian Happ Highlight Reel material
Their starting rotation still sucks dick
July 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Their starting rotation still sucks dick
The guy who loads the fireworks is gonna earn his paycheck tomorrow baby
Ben Brown will start for the Cubs tomorrow against the White Sox.
July 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The guy who loads the fireworks is gonna earn his paycheck tomorrow baby
We lost Ozzy and the original bassist of Metallica, brother, in the same week :(
July 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
We lost Ozzy and the original bassist of Metallica, brother, in the same week :(