Derek L.
@dlowehart.bsky.social
Turfgrass | Hobbyist of philosophy, neuroscience | Scifi | Freelance sports writing
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Send this to someone who is mowing the lawn this weekend.
May 3, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Send this to someone who is mowing the lawn this weekend.
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This is my man cave. It’s where I bro out and chillax doing dude stuff
(I open the door revealing an unfinished concrete basement containing nothing but dozens of empty KFC buckets)
(I open the door revealing an unfinished concrete basement containing nothing but dozens of empty KFC buckets)
January 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This is my man cave. It’s where I bro out and chillax doing dude stuff
(I open the door revealing an unfinished concrete basement containing nothing but dozens of empty KFC buckets)
(I open the door revealing an unfinished concrete basement containing nothing but dozens of empty KFC buckets)
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"An experimental snow blower has escaped from a warehouse."
"Escaped? You mean it was stolen."
"No. Escaped."
[Plays a grainy security video of security guards being attacked by a snow blower with a shark head. Music rises then cuts abruptly.]
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
"Escaped? You mean it was stolen."
"No. Escaped."
[Plays a grainy security video of security guards being attacked by a snow blower with a shark head. Music rises then cuts abruptly.]
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
January 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"An experimental snow blower has escaped from a warehouse."
"Escaped? You mean it was stolen."
"No. Escaped."
[Plays a grainy security video of security guards being attacked by a snow blower with a shark head. Music rises then cuts abruptly.]
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
"Escaped? You mean it was stolen."
"No. Escaped."
[Plays a grainy security video of security guards being attacked by a snow blower with a shark head. Music rises then cuts abruptly.]
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."