beard guy: "anyway, yeah, that's why i dont have a skincare routine"

💜🥦

jerry posting doesn't cause you to read jerry posts, you having eyes causes you to read jerry posts

you don't know what a relief it is to have a third option when I feel trapped between "I can't post this" and "I can't delete this"

really, it's a gift to anyone who has made the error of following me

anytime brits criticize americans we can always just fire back "I learned it by watching you!"

Like, this was stated in the terms and conditions for taking the test. They're claiming it's illegal to copy a question to your brain. And if you want to take the test, you have to concede that as true

it is! it sounds like repeated, high-pitched sighs 💜😊

up until maybe 5-6 years ago I would've leapt at the chance to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd decline

sometimes I block more based on vibes than the text of any one specific post and this is one of those times, there's something rancid and ominous about that dude

Well now I wish I had watched the game

we're all in a war of attrition against our own biology

I got mine! Will be doing this today!!!!!!!! Thank you! 💜

if you're not cis, straight, white, male, and an english-only speaker, anything you say is inherently political

and like, I just want to feel good, too

but my conscience absolutely fucking keeps me driven to know who is suffering & who is causing them to suffer & to never turn a blind eye to that & understand the ways that my privilege is weaponized by others to uphold that system & to work to undermine that