Ok this old guy just got praised for how patient he’s been and it’s only been like 2 hours… it’s been 6 for me!!!!!
December 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Ok this old guy just got praised for how patient he’s been and it’s only been like 2 hours… it’s been 6 for me!!!!!
Listening to two older people sharing details of all the things that cost them money this year
December 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Listening to two older people sharing details of all the things that cost them money this year
TV volume is at overstimulating levels and it’s playing a cop show
December 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
TV volume is at overstimulating levels and it’s playing a cop show
Ugh sitting in the mechanic waiting room for 3.5 hours and counting…
December 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Ugh sitting in the mechanic waiting room for 3.5 hours and counting…
I do love being a corporate girlie in a very non serious industry because I get to make comments like that banner ad for sweetened condensed milk looks slay, pls route to clients
December 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I do love being a corporate girlie in a very non serious industry because I get to make comments like that banner ad for sweetened condensed milk looks slay, pls route to clients
You might think it’s fun when your email doesn’t work at work but it’s not because you’re still expected to do things
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
You might think it’s fun when your email doesn’t work at work but it’s not because you’re still expected to do things
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We come to this place for magic ✨️
October 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
We come to this place for magic ✨️
Need a job where I can just hangout with my fiancée and my friends
October 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Need a job where I can just hangout with my fiancée and my friends
Protein coffee is HORRIBLE!!! Stop acting like it’s good.
October 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Protein coffee is HORRIBLE!!! Stop acting like it’s good.
I do not wish I was still on twitter but I do wish I had an archive of all my best tweets
October 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I do not wish I was still on twitter but I do wish I had an archive of all my best tweets
My tiny kitten is just sitting on my lap all day I could CRY
October 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My tiny kitten is just sitting on my lap all day I could CRY
At the women’s sports bar yelling about who wrote the Bible, what’s new
October 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
At the women’s sports bar yelling about who wrote the Bible, what’s new
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Jane Goodall died?? 😭🦍
October 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Jane Goodall died?? 😭🦍
Ok my new pumpkin avi is literally SO CUTE im crying
October 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Ok my new pumpkin avi is literally SO CUTE im crying
Really love the joint experience of wanting to take a picture out of the window when you’re on a plane. The world is so big and we are so small
September 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Really love the joint experience of wanting to take a picture out of the window when you’re on a plane. The world is so big and we are so small
Why am I always so tired 😭😭😭😭
September 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Why am I always so tired 😭😭😭😭
Glad to have my fiancée bc otherwise I would not have called the doctor today and then what
September 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Glad to have my fiancée bc otherwise I would not have called the doctor today and then what
I’m so pissed bc I’m so sick and I literally have BRONCHITIS like ok??? All of a sudden I’m a sick person? Sickly in the bed all day?
September 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I’m so pissed bc I’m so sick and I literally have BRONCHITIS like ok??? All of a sudden I’m a sick person? Sickly in the bed all day?
Picking a wedding venue and date is so fun
September 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Picking a wedding venue and date is so fun
Just one of those days when you have your first period in 5 months and you’re so exhausted and you’re on the first day of a cold and you make your coffee too sweet makes you want to climb onto the roof and yeet yourself off.
September 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Just one of those days when you have your first period in 5 months and you’re so exhausted and you’re on the first day of a cold and you make your coffee too sweet makes you want to climb onto the roof and yeet yourself off.
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Women should be allowed to grow horns if they want.
September 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Women should be allowed to grow horns if they want.