This is what Guinness was invented for.

A rival to judge Dredd's Mega City One.

*Server yells into kitchen* ONE CARMEN MIRANDA, NO PINEAPPLE.

I wrote a whole paragraph about costing nothing to get these little things updated to just get that little competitive edge over the pub up the road. How if it was quiet anyway, you'd have time to do it. How the little things make the difference.

Then thought I could chop that down to 7 words😀

You'd think some pubs don't want customers.

Sticking it to The Pan.

Try to remember every FA Cup winner, Superbowl winner, Grand National winner & hope the bookies take money printed forty years in the future.

I didn't recognise that, so I looked it up. I remember it now. So very '80s.

Sorry to intrude. It's a bug ear of mine.

Best place for it. When I see folk pour a fancy bottle of beer into cooking, I think they've got too much disposable income.

Stick standard supermarket beer in stew.
Stick fancy beer down your neck.

As nomenative determination goes Wolves have done well to keep two players called Bueno & got rid of Costa.

An interesting triangle 84 miles on one side, 1110 on another and 1170 on the third.

A distinct lack of spacefarers at your end though.

It's weird how Cumbria has had a relatively dry spell this last fortnight compared with the east and south of the country. Reversion to the mean is due otherwise we won't keep the title of England's wettest county.

We were only there two weeks ago today.

To be sure I've got the movie - is it mostly set in the middle of nowhere just across the border in Mexico?