David Morehous
@dmorehous.bsky.social
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Experienced business lawyer—focus on corporate, securities, contracts, healthcare, tech, small business. But I also yell on the internet. Blue dot in Knoxville. He/him.
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This thread is the ur-text for Everyone Behaves Like They’re 12 Thought. My apologies for not being better at crediting it above.
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I need Everyone’s Brain Is Damaged by Covid Thought to merge with Everyone Behaves Like They’re 12 Thought
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“Hey, that joke killed in Riyadh!”
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There’s a “Trump take egg man brain” joke in here somewhere, but I don’t think I’m @mtsw.bsky.social enough to find it
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This last part is the *most* Don Quixote
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Try seasons 2 and 3 of @paxbritannicapod.bsky.social hosted by @samuelhume.bsky.social. Each season is one monarch’s reign, and he started with James VI and I…
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Apparently tariffs are the 21st century version of ship money.
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Well that's not how appropriations work at all

*WHITE HOUSE TO TRANSFER TARIFF REVENUE TO FUND WIC: LEAVITT
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She’s the one the case got reassigned to last week, right? After Judge Simon concluded that he had to recuse?
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Ah, what could have been…
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Ah, what could have been…
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Soringsteen’s 12th studio album:
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I’m a Duke alum, and *I* respect this flex
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The compromise position is a rebuttable presumption that you can’t work for the federal government ever again, but you can rebut it by showing you weren’t involved in the actual criming
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DHS delenda est. And the immigration judges with it.

Our reform of the judiciary is going to require a new understanding of Article III — which in turn will eliminate the need for the so-called “Article I courts”
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The guy who thought it wasn’t relevant was *Robert Heinlein*, and, well, you know
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Another one of those, and I’m going to be “Pete Hegseth on a Tuesday” drunk
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Guardians fan:

*pulls out brown paper bag*
*unscrews rum bottle*
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Guardians fan:

*pulls out brown paper bag*
*unscrews rum bottle*
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I dunno, seems like maybe they should play football instead
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Callahan says the Titans' backs are up against the wall at 0-4 and they have to ball their fists up and fight.
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It’s another Kavanaugh stop.
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Don’t forget the pernicious idea that a donation can only be made if the recipient organization has a pathway to becoming “self-sustaining”, whatever the F that means
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…and also she knows that she would have been So Good At It if she’d gotten to be the bad one. Better than her sister
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Biden is a good Catholic boy, so he’s a Trinitiarian — and therefore neither the Unitarian Executive nor the Unitary Executive can apply.

FedSoc ate my frontal lobe, why do you ask?
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My most radical legal position is that lifetime tenure is actually not required by the “during good behavior” clause in Article III.
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More like the emanations docket, where bad decisions just kinda ooze out