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Stuff that was said in the DnD Group
“That’s an interesting allegory.” — “Didn’t he run for president?” #dnd #dinnerConversation
December 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
“That’s an interesting allegory.” — “Didn’t he run for president?” #dnd #dinnerConversation
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
"If it's wet Hitler, thats all I'll care about" #dnd #waterSpirit
July 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"If it's wet Hitler, thats all I'll care about" #dnd #waterSpirit
March 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
“I’m lack-curse intolerant. Sorry.”
January 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
“I’m lack-curse intolerant. Sorry.”
"Do Mimics have owl pellets?"
December 10, 2024 at 9:10 PM
"Do Mimics have owl pellets?"
"You have to declare murder hobo on your taxes."
December 2, 2024 at 3:30 AM
"You have to declare murder hobo on your taxes."
"Disemboweled by words."
December 2, 2024 at 3:30 AM
"Disemboweled by words."
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Half of America this past week:
November 15, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Half of America this past week:
Every thing before this post was imported from twitter.
November 21, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Every thing before this post was imported from twitter.
“Please don’t pee on my knee.” #dnd #watermonster
November 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
“Please don’t pee on my knee.” #dnd #watermonster
“Can I apply my non-lethal sneak attack damage to ramming him with my car?” #dnd #DangersofElectricCars
November 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
“Can I apply my non-lethal sneak attack damage to ramming him with my car?” #dnd #DangersofElectricCars
"I agree wholeheartedly! We shall have them-as you say-Eating out of our assholes! That is the saying right?" #dnd #dragon #negotiation #dndquote
November 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
"I agree wholeheartedly! We shall have them-as you say-Eating out of our assholes! That is the saying right?" #dnd #dragon #negotiation #dndquote
Denominatrix: Math based supervillain. #dnd #herosystem
November 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Denominatrix: Math based supervillain. #dnd #herosystem
November 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
November 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
November 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
November 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
"It's not a load bearing ooze!" #dnd #oozechitecture
November 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
"It's not a load bearing ooze!" #dnd #oozechitecture
November 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Bard: “They should have sent someone smarter… they shouldn’t have sent a poet.” #dnd #introll #negotiation
November 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Bard: “They should have sent someone smarter… they shouldn’t have sent a poet.” #dnd #introll #negotiation
"Is it friendly fire when you blow yourself up?" - "It's called disasterbation." #dnd #LancerRPG #howitzer
November 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
"Is it friendly fire when you blow yourself up?" - "It's called disasterbation." #dnd #LancerRPG #howitzer
“So you run out of the cloud, see the ultimate cultist leader preparing to attack…” “I cast polymorph.” “…Fail... Fail... he… what do you turn him into?” “A frog.” “Right. He… well you don’t get to see his second form I guess.” #dnd #polymorph
November 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
“So you run out of the cloud, see the ultimate cultist leader preparing to attack…” “I cast polymorph.” “…Fail... Fail... he… what do you turn him into?” “A frog.” “Right. He… well you don’t get to see his second form I guess.” #dnd #polymorph
November 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
November 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM