Phlip Phlop
@do-a-phlip.bsky.social
Rad dad who’s mad… at the government.
Met a potentially violent criminal immigrant today. He sold me some fruit. 🍉
February 8, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Met a potentially violent criminal immigrant today. He sold me some fruit. 🍉
One time when I was in a play in highschool I missed one of my lines because I was zoned out. I think of it today and still feel kinda embarrassed. It’s a good thing I didn’t shoot someone in the back of the neck four times. That would be REALLY embarrassing.
January 30, 2026 at 4:32 PM
One time when I was in a play in highschool I missed one of my lines because I was zoned out. I think of it today and still feel kinda embarrassed. It’s a good thing I didn’t shoot someone in the back of the neck four times. That would be REALLY embarrassing.
Spoiler alert for anyone reading a history book: things are not going well.
January 28, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Spoiler alert for anyone reading a history book: things are not going well.
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Sorry I stayed silent about Obama. I was 11 years old
January 21, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Sorry I stayed silent about Obama. I was 11 years old
Do you think if we just give him the peace prize he’ll go away?
January 21, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Do you think if we just give him the peace prize he’ll go away?
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NOTICE:
Democrats, when someone criticizes Barrack Obama for his ruthless immigration policy, you aren’t required to defend him.
“Well Obama deported more immigrants than Trump”
You’re damn right he did and I’m fucking outraged about it. This needs to fucking end
Democrats, when someone criticizes Barrack Obama for his ruthless immigration policy, you aren’t required to defend him.
“Well Obama deported more immigrants than Trump”
You’re damn right he did and I’m fucking outraged about it. This needs to fucking end
January 18, 2026 at 12:22 AM
NOTICE:
Democrats, when someone criticizes Barrack Obama for his ruthless immigration policy, you aren’t required to defend him.
“Well Obama deported more immigrants than Trump”
You’re damn right he did and I’m fucking outraged about it. This needs to fucking end
Democrats, when someone criticizes Barrack Obama for his ruthless immigration policy, you aren’t required to defend him.
“Well Obama deported more immigrants than Trump”
You’re damn right he did and I’m fucking outraged about it. This needs to fucking end
Trump: “we’re taking Greenland”
The American People: “wait, aren’t you a pedophile?”
The American People: “wait, aren’t you a pedophile?”
January 15, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Trump: “we’re taking Greenland”
The American People: “wait, aren’t you a pedophile?”
The American People: “wait, aren’t you a pedophile?”
JD Vance “she was part of a broader left wing network…”
Bro, she was going home from dropping her 6 year old child off at school.
Be quiet, you insufferable pest.
Bro, she was going home from dropping her 6 year old child off at school.
Be quiet, you insufferable pest.
January 14, 2026 at 9:33 PM
JD Vance “she was part of a broader left wing network…”
Bro, she was going home from dropping her 6 year old child off at school.
Be quiet, you insufferable pest.
Bro, she was going home from dropping her 6 year old child off at school.
Be quiet, you insufferable pest.
I heard someone online say, “this started with the unaliving of Renee Good”
….
It was fucking murder. Call it what it is.
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It was fucking murder. Call it what it is.
January 14, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I heard someone online say, “this started with the unaliving of Renee Good”
….
It was fucking murder. Call it what it is.
….
It was fucking murder. Call it what it is.
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i SAID
ask the dumb hottie, a masked pump-shotty, somebody stop me, hardly come sloppy on a restarted hard copy he departed in a jalopy, the droptop papi known as the grimy limey, slimy, try me blimey, simply smashing in a fashion that's timely, madvillain dashing in a beat-rhyme crime spree
bitch
ask the dumb hottie, a masked pump-shotty, somebody stop me, hardly come sloppy on a restarted hard copy he departed in a jalopy, the droptop papi known as the grimy limey, slimy, try me blimey, simply smashing in a fashion that's timely, madvillain dashing in a beat-rhyme crime spree
bitch
Bitch boy said what?
January 14, 2026 at 5:58 AM
i SAID
ask the dumb hottie, a masked pump-shotty, somebody stop me, hardly come sloppy on a restarted hard copy he departed in a jalopy, the droptop papi known as the grimy limey, slimy, try me blimey, simply smashing in a fashion that's timely, madvillain dashing in a beat-rhyme crime spree
bitch
ask the dumb hottie, a masked pump-shotty, somebody stop me, hardly come sloppy on a restarted hard copy he departed in a jalopy, the droptop papi known as the grimy limey, slimy, try me blimey, simply smashing in a fashion that's timely, madvillain dashing in a beat-rhyme crime spree
bitch
Bitch boy said what?
January 14, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Bitch boy said what?
I wouldn’t trust most ICE agents with fucking cap guns, who the hell gave these incels with the brain capacity of a pile of wet cardboard permission to hold actual firearms?
January 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I wouldn’t trust most ICE agents with fucking cap guns, who the hell gave these incels with the brain capacity of a pile of wet cardboard permission to hold actual firearms?
Administration be like, “she believed something contrary to our propaganda, she deserved to be shot.”
January 11, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Administration be like, “she believed something contrary to our propaganda, she deserved to be shot.”
So is the administration still trying to defend the actions of the Gestapo shooting an unarmed civilian in the fucking face, or have we moved on to the “pretend it didn’t happen” phase?
January 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
So is the administration still trying to defend the actions of the Gestapo shooting an unarmed civilian in the fucking face, or have we moved on to the “pretend it didn’t happen” phase?
My buddy just got banned from Bluesky for saying something critical of a nazi murderer (I.E. ICE).
Free speech ain’t feeling so free. @bsky.app 🤔
Free speech ain’t feeling so free. @bsky.app 🤔
January 9, 2026 at 8:41 PM
My buddy just got banned from Bluesky for saying something critical of a nazi murderer (I.E. ICE).
Free speech ain’t feeling so free. @bsky.app 🤔
Free speech ain’t feeling so free. @bsky.app 🤔
I don’t think people make fun of RFK Jr’s voice enough. Sounds like a dial up modem trying to read a book.
January 7, 2026 at 5:48 AM
I don’t think people make fun of RFK Jr’s voice enough. Sounds like a dial up modem trying to read a book.
Audiobooks are great, I just wish they came with subtitles.
January 6, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Audiobooks are great, I just wish they came with subtitles.
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It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
Wait, did I miss it?
January 1, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Wait, did I miss it?
Axolotl
/eh-ku-wa-tu/
/eh-ku-wa-tu/
December 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Axolotl
/eh-ku-wa-tu/
/eh-ku-wa-tu/
Being able to swear is cool and all, but nothing hits quite like a string of “**** you ***** *** ************” in chat.
December 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Being able to swear is cool and all, but nothing hits quite like a string of “**** you ***** *** ************” in chat.
I truly don’t give a shit about Bill Clinton tbh. 🤷🏻♂️
December 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I truly don’t give a shit about Bill Clinton tbh. 🤷🏻♂️
What???? Trump is in the files?? Like confirmed?? Huh, okay.
December 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
What???? Trump is in the files?? Like confirmed?? Huh, okay.
My dad sent this to me today
December 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My dad sent this to me today