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Doc Bender
@docbender.bsky.social
Pragmatic pretending to be childish to hold onto optimism.
The Starry Night

- van Gogh 1889
& Me 2026
January 23, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Yesterday vs. Today for me. On team hoo hoo!
January 20, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Get yourself a next door neighbor who will randomly meet you in Key West and pay for dribks for you and all your friends. It’s the best.
January 17, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Interesting walk today
January 16, 2026 at 7:35 PM
January 15, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Let’s doooough!
January 13, 2026 at 10:29 PM
When I got home for lunch I saw an ICE agent in our neighborhood. Had to get out and see what the story was.
January 13, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Our younger son’s gf is a Packers fan and was talking that shit to me last night 😆
January 11, 2026 at 4:13 PM
This is when I left my friend’s @markewrobel123.bsky.social in Uptown to beat soldier field traffic
January 11, 2026 at 5:58 AM
I’m this high right now
January 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Fixin to 🐻⬇️
January 10, 2026 at 5:29 PM
January 10, 2026 at 3:31 PM
The suspect
January 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
God.

Dammit.

#hitdog
December 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
What’s wrong with this?
December 31, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This ding dong doesn’t get to play the Kennedy Center??
December 31, 2025 at 3:27 AM
WOW! Sometimes when I’m away from my desk our office manager will text me and you guys…I think Caleb Williams might be in my waiting room!
December 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
@suesswassersee.bsky.social son brings me back a nice stein from his time in Germany this past year. Question I have is what sort of shenanigans are they up to in the parks of Düsseldorf?!
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is how I know I’m home for the holidays
December 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Been working hard on my cappuccino art. How’m I doin? Call this one “Rorschach”
December 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I *rarely* go casual at the office.

Made an exception today for the Packers fans always wearing their green and cheddar shit to appointments. They know what they’re doing. They give their winks and smiles. Choke on it today, cheeseheads!
December 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
December 21, 2025 at 5:33 AM
You gotta read “the bright one” two pages at a time or else the headlines get out of pocket
December 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
December 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This is the energy I’m bringing all week.
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM