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Doc Bender
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Pragmatic pretending to be childish to hold onto optimism.
January 24, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I’m handy as fuck. Lemme know when we’re ready and I’ll start constructing guillotines. There’s only one war.
January 24, 2026 at 7:02 PM
2nd Amendment about to be rewritten for registered Trump voters only
January 24, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
We are a country of laws or we are not.

Right now I would suggest until the appropriate ICE officers involved are arrested and held then we must fall on the NOT side.
BREAKING: The Tribune confirmed on Instagram that the man shot has died, according to two sources with knowledge of the incident.

ICE attempted to order local police from the scene, but Chief Brian O'Hara refused, sources also told the Tribune. O'Hara instructed his officers to preserve the scene.
Man shot by federal agent in south Minneapolis www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Kids these days aren’t prepared for their 40’s
threw my back out wanging Chung last night
January 24, 2026 at 2:53 PM
My cold weather garage jacket smells like Otto’s jacket
January 24, 2026 at 12:30 AM
The Starry Night

- van Gogh 1889
& Me 2026
January 23, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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It’s the perfect day to find a secluded cottage in the Scottish Highlands and go off the grid for a few years.
January 21, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Ah god dammit, you guys…

Been trying to dial in my sleep and now I have IT happening fomo while I’m unaware
January 21, 2026 at 11:57 AM
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New study shows that tariffs continue to work the way tariffs work.
A new study show that Americans - not foreigners - have payed 96% of the tariffs so far. Here's the WSJ:
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
January 20, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Congrats to IU….Football? Let me just check onnn..YUP! Being told National Football Champions
January 20, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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I don't think the tourist visa ban would do shit because we already see 70+ percent of the population hates Trump and it doesn't make a single shred of difference. Hit the oligarchs and we might see change but right now people are doing their fucking best and everyone in power is ignoring us.
January 19, 2026 at 8:26 PM
How the Nobel Committee hasn’t been looped into a Trojan horse plot with a laced medal at this point is truly disappointing to my imagination
January 19, 2026 at 6:03 PM
🤑 is a perfect summary of the intellectual direction of the NYT
January 19, 2026 at 2:17 PM
This is where the rubber on our activist tires are meeting the road and wearing wafer thin
The US is collapsing into fascism and going to war with Europe and the opposition party is like “I’m here to talk about the important thing: how your average grocery bill has risen by two dollars over the last year, which I also have no plan or ability to fix”
January 19, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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HALFTIME: Bears 10, Rams 10
January 19, 2026 at 1:05 AM
The problem with biscoff is it’s not stroopwafel
January 18, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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I think we can all root for this.
January 18, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Bears
January 18, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Get yourself a next door neighbor who will randomly meet you in Key West and pay for dribks for you and all your friends. It’s the best.
January 17, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Interesting walk today
January 16, 2026 at 7:35 PM
The crowd on a flight to the state of Florida has a look, ya know?
January 15, 2026 at 1:50 PM
January 15, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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I can't believe that this has been an option the entire time
*sets up school for raccoons against racism*
January 15, 2026 at 3:12 AM