I will give FIFTY DOLLARS to the person who convinces MAGA types to do this.

introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

U2
The Pogues
The Cure
Pulp
Barenaked Ladies

"We're more of the blood, love, and rhetoric crowd. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three, concurrent or consecutive. But we can't do you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory."

I want a DC-Marvel crossover that's just Simmons as Jameson and Wendell Pierce as Perry White shouting at each other.

Meanwhile, this f&%@er is currently in the hallway outside my office singing an aria titled "I know you SAY you've fed me, but I don't believe it." This follows his standards "I'm Dying!" and "Crool Crool Hoomans."

Wise. We watched specifically BECAUSE of Gillian. Between her and Olivia Coleman playing E2, we spent most of the time crying out "We don't want to be sympathetic to these horrible people!"

Your discretion was the better part of valour.

It made watching season four of The Crown profoundly discomforting for my wife and me, because neither of us knew what to do with the fact that we found her Margaret Thatcher vaguely attractive.

I would take the hell out of this course.

Just ordered the two Chabon novels. Ashamed to admit I wasn't aware of them, but they're right in my wheelhouse.

Nor does anybody want to rock their body. Tragic.

Kirk was CONSTANTLY out-debated. He only ever showed the clips where he trounces ill-informed college students.

"Cats were once worshipped as gods. They have not forgotten this."
--Terry Pratchett