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Christopher Lockett
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Associate professor of English at Memorial University of Newfoundland. 20C American Lit, Science Fiction & Fantasy. Earnest ironist and magical humanist.
Blog: https://cjlockett.com/
Substack: https://magichumanism.substack.com/
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I am a single-issue voter and that issue is "Nuremberg Trials for Kristi Noem."
January 24, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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A lot of self described Christians seem to be banking on there not actually being a hell.
January 25, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Honestly can't be emphasized enough.
Cripes a’mighty people, Steven Miller is not staging a militarized ethnic cleansing and sending the border cops to murder people in the street to distract from the Epstein files. He’s doing it because he and Trump (and Vance and Homan and Noem etc) really really want to.
January 15, 2026 at 10:42 AM
The world's most powerful military merging with the world's most capricious, hallucinatory, and overtly racist and misogynist AI.

What could possibly go wrong?

apnews.com/article/arti...
Pentagon is embracing Musk's Grok AI chatbot as it draws global outcry
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth says Elon Musk’s artificial intelligence chatbot Grok will join Google’s AI engine inside the Pentagon network.
apnews.com
January 13, 2026 at 11:08 AM
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Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Not since Cecilia hooked up with someone new in the time it took to wash one's face has there been a more inconstant lover than the one described in "Last Christmas."
December 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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I returned to the personal web in 2025 after many years spent contributing to algorithmic social media platforms and SEO-focused WordPress blogs. Some thoughts on this, and why the personal web has given me hope for the future of the internet:

stephvee.ca/blog/indiewe...

#blog #blogging #indieweb
Reflections on Returning to the Personal Web | Stephanie Vee
Stephanie Vee's personal website: a repository for writing on many nerdy things.
stephvee.ca
December 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I think this is an excellent idea, and we should try it out on a grand scale--starting with Elon Musk and Larry Ellison and working down from there.
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 14, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Totally including this in my course syllabi next year.
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Arrakis, a desert, planet, can you believe it? Some people call it Dune, I call it Arrakis. The SPICE must flow, and quite frankly, it will be flowing much faster than under the failed DUKE LETO. Maybe he was a nice guy, maybe not,I think he was jealous of me! We're looking into that very strongly.
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
Not really my heart
Just somebody's heart
This year
If the cops should appear
Please tell them that you don't know me
December 4, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It’s the fifth of November.

I have this nagging sense that I’m forgetting something, but for the life of me I can’t imagine what.
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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[Exit Clown.]
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Pretty goofy the Cuomo bros are trying to claim Mamdani ran an "identity politics" campaign when Cuomo spent the whole time going "Bada bing it's-a me Mario Cuomo's son saying fuggetabout it to this Muslim who loves 9/11 because he's muslim. Now that's a spicy meatball from me, Mario Cuomo's son."
October 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Sing it, Brad. #AlwaysMyLyman
Pregnant Women, DON’T TAKE PARENTING ADVICE FROM A CONVICTED FELON WHO OWNED A TEENAGE BEAUTY PAGEANT AND HAS SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT TO HIDE THE FACT THAT HE WAS BEST FRIENDS WITH THE MOST NOTORIOUS CHILD RAPIST IN MODERN HISTORY.
October 27, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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George Orwell’s Animal Crossing
October 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Here the poet moves backward through the stages of decline and fall. The conceit of the staircase at once grounds the text in the realities of aging and its difficulties while also effecting a strange katabasis, the descent at once a return to youth that necessitates an appreciation of his nemesis.
October 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
New Discworld reread is up! One quarter of the way through now ...

magichumanism.substack.com/p/discworld-...
Discworld Reread # 9: Moving Pictures
The magic of cthinema
magichumanism.substack.com
September 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Someone check to see how many people in the Trump regime dumped Tylenol stocks (or bought Advil).
September 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.
September 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Disney learned nothing from Andor.
September 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Bartleby, the Cat, invites everybody to join him in screaming into the abyss.
August 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
My newest Discworld reread is up! This time: a dragon, shadowy brethren, put-upon city watchmen, and a royally arsed-off Librarian.

magichumanism.substack.com/p/discworld-...
Discworld Reread #7: Guards! Guards!
The first of the Watch novels
magichumanism.substack.com
August 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM