Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler
@docsaico.bsky.social
Chef. Honk. Horror Mage. Cat Mom to Dairy Queen. Techno-Zen Hippy. Progressive Liberal. Unavailable. Uninterested. Anti-AI. ACAB. Always be kind. Mind your own business.
Absolutely love this song, but it just makes it even more obvious how this is something many women go through, and a cycle that seems very difficult to break.
February 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Absolutely love this song, but it just makes it even more obvious how this is something many women go through, and a cycle that seems very difficult to break.
He’s so perfect. 🥹 All healed up and easily my favorite tattoo so far. Cannot wait to add Pat. ♥️
February 1, 2026 at 1:22 AM
He’s so perfect. 🥹 All healed up and easily my favorite tattoo so far. Cannot wait to add Pat. ♥️
I stopped eating poached eggs for years after making them too runny once and grossing myself out, but they’re my favorite doneness of egg. In this job, I’ve become so much better at cooking eggs, so I just made myself some poached eggs, and they fucking slapped. 🥹 I love improving.
January 31, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I stopped eating poached eggs for years after making them too runny once and grossing myself out, but they’re my favorite doneness of egg. In this job, I’ve become so much better at cooking eggs, so I just made myself some poached eggs, and they fucking slapped. 🥹 I love improving.
Night night.
January 27, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Night night.
Love a snow day with mah girl!
January 25, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Love a snow day with mah girl!
Snowed on and off the whole way home. Gonna drop to -4 tonight, and I’ll be heading to work in that in the morning. Grateful my heat works!
January 23, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Snowed on and off the whole way home. Gonna drop to -4 tonight, and I’ll be heading to work in that in the morning. Grateful my heat works!
Shit bruh. It wasn’t sposed to snow til Sunday. 😅
January 23, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Shit bruh. It wasn’t sposed to snow til Sunday. 😅
It’s Matt, from Best Friends Play, a Let’s Play channel on YouTube (active from like 2010 to 2018) that I love. They did a special every October where they played horror games specifically, and each year had a different art style intro. This is from their last year. Getting Pat next! 😁
January 23, 2026 at 1:18 AM
It’s Matt, from Best Friends Play, a Let’s Play channel on YouTube (active from like 2010 to 2018) that I love. They did a special every October where they played horror games specifically, and each year had a different art style intro. This is from their last year. Getting Pat next! 😁
I made the most perfect poached eggs I’ve ever made today (topped with fried rosemary). The drive home was bright, but beautiful. And I fucking love my new tattoo so much. 😭🥹
January 23, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I made the most perfect poached eggs I’ve ever made today (topped with fried rosemary). The drive home was bright, but beautiful. And I fucking love my new tattoo so much. 😭🥹
I finally have part one of my Matt and Pat tattoo! I love it so much, it’s so perfect. 🥹 I can’t wait for part two, and I’m so so happy to have this. Every time I see it now, already, it brings tears to my eyes and makes me smile. ♥️
January 19, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I finally have part one of my Matt and Pat tattoo! I love it so much, it’s so perfect. 🥹 I can’t wait for part two, and I’m so so happy to have this. Every time I see it now, already, it brings tears to my eyes and makes me smile. ♥️
From my birthday! 😁
January 18, 2026 at 10:44 PM
From my birthday! 😁
On my days off, I don’t get out from under the covers, cuz I usually plan on sleeping throughout the day. Maya knows, and this is when she sleeps on my bed with me (she otherwise sleeps in her chair). 🥹 Love my sweet intuitive angel girl so much.
January 18, 2026 at 3:01 PM
On my days off, I don’t get out from under the covers, cuz I usually plan on sleeping throughout the day. Maya knows, and this is when she sleeps on my bed with me (she otherwise sleeps in her chair). 🥹 Love my sweet intuitive angel girl so much.
The most massive potato I’ve ever seen. 🫨
January 16, 2026 at 1:16 PM
The most massive potato I’ve ever seen. 🫨
introduce yourself with:
1 movie
1 book
1 TV show
1 album
(This was very difficult; the book is the only one I was sure of without thought, lol. I considered THE MENU, JURASSIC PARK (movie), MIDNIGHT RUN, THE BIRDCAGE, TALK TO ME, then THE SOPRANOS and BREAKING BAD, then “Aja” or “Viva La Vida.”)
1 movie
1 book
1 TV show
1 album
(This was very difficult; the book is the only one I was sure of without thought, lol. I considered THE MENU, JURASSIC PARK (movie), MIDNIGHT RUN, THE BIRDCAGE, TALK TO ME, then THE SOPRANOS and BREAKING BAD, then “Aja” or “Viva La Vida.”)
January 13, 2026 at 7:56 AM
introduce yourself with:
1 movie
1 book
1 TV show
1 album
(This was very difficult; the book is the only one I was sure of without thought, lol. I considered THE MENU, JURASSIC PARK (movie), MIDNIGHT RUN, THE BIRDCAGE, TALK TO ME, then THE SOPRANOS and BREAKING BAD, then “Aja” or “Viva La Vida.”)
1 movie
1 book
1 TV show
1 album
(This was very difficult; the book is the only one I was sure of without thought, lol. I considered THE MENU, JURASSIC PARK (movie), MIDNIGHT RUN, THE BIRDCAGE, TALK TO ME, then THE SOPRANOS and BREAKING BAD, then “Aja” or “Viva La Vida.”)
Really love this song. 🔥
January 10, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Really love this song. 🔥
Got some kitchen tools as gifts for my birthday that I’m SUPER hype to use. 😈
December 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Got some kitchen tools as gifts for my birthday that I’m SUPER hype to use. 😈
Drinks and great food with the rents, now back to their house to spend the night! A lady stopped me earlier to say, “I love your outfit. Slay!” 🥹♥️
December 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Drinks and great food with the rents, now back to their house to spend the night! A lady stopped me earlier to say, “I love your outfit. Slay!” 🥹♥️
It’s my 36th birthday!! 🥳 It was a rough year, but we made it. 🙌🏻 (ps you can help me celebrate by buying me a drink! $docsaico on CashApp and Venmo💋)
December 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
It’s my 36th birthday!! 🥳 It was a rough year, but we made it. 🙌🏻 (ps you can help me celebrate by buying me a drink! $docsaico on CashApp and Venmo💋)
Yesterday morning!
December 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Yesterday morning!
Also can’t help but notice that the temp tire I got to replace the flat I had recently is blown out. I think that’s what caused my accident. I didn’t hit anybody, I spun out cuz my tire blew. Every other tire is intact.
December 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Also can’t help but notice that the temp tire I got to replace the flat I had recently is blown out. I think that’s what caused my accident. I didn’t hit anybody, I spun out cuz my tire blew. Every other tire is intact.
Cleaned out the wreck today. It was scary to look at again. The passenger side was way worse than I thought. I’m so so so lucky.
December 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Cleaned out the wreck today. It was scary to look at again. The passenger side was way worse than I thought. I’m so so so lucky.
I couldn’t find my wallet at the accident yesterday, and neither could the officers, so I stopped at the accident spot on my way home to see if I could see it laying in the dirt somewhere. I didn’t. But I saw where I actually landed: in a fucking pond or lake.
December 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I couldn’t find my wallet at the accident yesterday, and neither could the officers, so I stopped at the accident spot on my way home to see if I could see it laying in the dirt somewhere. I didn’t. But I saw where I actually landed: in a fucking pond or lake.
Fucking fuck fuck. Got into a car accident and totaled my car. Spun out and rolled three times into a ditch. Just have a few scratches as far as I can tell, but I’m really shaken up and I’m scared about money and work and how I’ll get there, now, AGAIN.
December 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Fucking fuck fuck. Got into a car accident and totaled my car. Spun out and rolled three times into a ditch. Just have a few scratches as far as I can tell, but I’m really shaken up and I’m scared about money and work and how I’ll get there, now, AGAIN.
It’s loud as fuck in here. And here’s me, in silence, just trying to relax on a day off. 😫 Can everyone BE FUCKING QUIET??
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It’s loud as fuck in here. And here’s me, in silence, just trying to relax on a day off. 😫 Can everyone BE FUCKING QUIET??