Doctor Em
@doctorem.bsky.social
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Scientist. Sounders. Puppies. Plants. F1. Mariners. Bad jokes.
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doctorem.bsky.social
This is actually really beautiful.

Sports are the best. 😭😭😭
toughkid.bsky.social
Sports have taught me two things: how to deal with massive disappointment, and related, miracles are normal things.
doctorem.bsky.social
I still think we win, but ow.
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jeremiah.sounderatheart.com
Reed Baker-Whiting was apparently the 23rd player on the 22-under-22 list.
doctorem.bsky.social
Lolllll Naylor's second double play with himself in as many days.
doctorem.bsky.social
Ugh I really hope all these stranded runners don't end up biting us in the ass: A Seattle Mariners story.
doctorem.bsky.social
Arod the only one betting against the Ms. SMH typical. 🤣
doctorem.bsky.social
All of this banter from tigers fans of “you better HOPE it doesn’t go to 5, because we’re playing Skubal in your house and you’re doomed” as if we don’t have a 3-0 record against him this season, including *checks notes* 4 days ago in the same stadium lol.
doctorem.bsky.social
Lol I can imagine the conversation Dolly had with her sister 🤣🤣🤣
yasharali.bsky.social
BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
doctorem.bsky.social
Cotton candy toddler’s raincoat!
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kenjennings.bsky.social
Normally people don’t stress much about the odds of giving up six runs in a single inning, but I’m a Mariners fan and that’s its own kind of generational trauma.
doctorem.bsky.social
That was fun. Let’s do it again tomorrow! But less runs for the bad guys, please.
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jackenglish.bsky.social
That guy to his wife after putting 5 shirts on
doctorem.bsky.social
Lol Larry retrieved me with a NAYLOR DOUBLE PLAY shout 🤣
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jazzorion.bsky.social
The Mariners have literally never played in a normal game.
doctorem.bsky.social
I took the dog outside. I am just outside pacing lol.
doctorem.bsky.social
seattlebikeblog.com
Wait, crying Mariners guy was Saul Spady?!? The Dick's burgers grandson who wants to ban homeless people and fought against the corporate head tax and even the damn Seattle Education Levy? Well that is a huge disappointment.
doctorem.bsky.social
This might be the funniest storyline ever*.

*Please don’t be an asshole like crying guy turned out to be.
yayroger.bsky.social
He is now wearing a Dump Here 62 shirt.
doctorem.bsky.social
Well I see Detroit fans are taking this well lolololol
doctorem.bsky.social
I was talking so much shit on him too lololol
doctorem.bsky.social
HOLY SHIT… HE DUMPED THERE!!

“Dump here” caught it!!!
doctorem.bsky.social
Wearing a shirt saying “DUMP HERE” is certainly a choice 🤣🤣😳
doctorem.bsky.social
That was carpenter too?!?! HAHAHAHAHA