it glows in the dark pretty good

isn't canned tuna also famously not good for you/full of mercury/not advised to be eaten more than once a week

haha im always saving these bags thinking someday i'll find something to carry in them, this is a great idea

a diss so sharp it cut through silence, like any sound might have;

"im eminem"

i didn't make it that far in the interview, when the interviewer was like "how can they have these violations relating to their care practices if there are no children to care for" and he was like "wull. why was deir door locked 3 hours before dey open" i was OUT

when i was growing up my dumbest friend had an even dumber little brother and this guy speaks exactly like the dumbest 8 year old i ever met

introduce an act to disband ice and try all ice agents as war criminals. qr codes my ass

DO SOMETHING

imagine pointing a camera at an ICE agent to scan their QR code like "hang on, hold still, wait, hold on"

they are so famously compliant with people's right to film them, this will definitely go well

i am introducing the Be Aware, Do Get Everyone Safe (B.A.D.G.E.S) act where cops have to wear a specially designed and clearly visible piece of identification with their full name, precinct or unit id and a unique identifying number which can be read with the human eye or any type of camera

anthonyitis runs in my family and let me tell you the anthonyitis cream STINKS

i see it's already been said and i don't mean to pile on; for what it's worth i think your heart's in the right place

if you chug ivermectin to own the left & show your fealty to Trump and die of a treatable disease while begging for Trump's help then everyone gets to laugh at your stupid corpse

that'ss lookin SWICY

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