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hello new followers i do make art sometimes but here are my cats
it glows in the dark pretty good
January 15, 2026 at 5:46 AM
it glows in the dark pretty good
my friend brought me this slime cube from england (i added the crown)
January 15, 2026 at 5:00 AM
my friend brought me this slime cube from england (i added the crown)
my advice: get a pelican case and put a bunch of cool stuff you like in it
then you can crack open a pelican case every now and then and go "wow neato"
then you can crack open a pelican case every now and then and go "wow neato"
January 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
my advice: get a pelican case and put a bunch of cool stuff you like in it
then you can crack open a pelican case every now and then and go "wow neato"
then you can crack open a pelican case every now and then and go "wow neato"
isn't canned tuna also famously not good for you/full of mercury/not advised to be eaten more than once a week
January 15, 2026 at 12:07 AM
isn't canned tuna also famously not good for you/full of mercury/not advised to be eaten more than once a week
haha im always saving these bags thinking someday i'll find something to carry in them, this is a great idea
January 14, 2026 at 10:10 PM
haha im always saving these bags thinking someday i'll find something to carry in them, this is a great idea
a diss so sharp it cut through silence, like any sound might have;
"im eminem"
"im eminem"
January 14, 2026 at 10:03 PM
a diss so sharp it cut through silence, like any sound might have;
"im eminem"
"im eminem"
i didn't make it that far in the interview, when the interviewer was like "how can they have these violations relating to their care practices if there are no children to care for" and he was like "wull. why was deir door locked 3 hours before dey open" i was OUT
January 14, 2026 at 9:24 PM
i didn't make it that far in the interview, when the interviewer was like "how can they have these violations relating to their care practices if there are no children to care for" and he was like "wull. why was deir door locked 3 hours before dey open" i was OUT
when i was growing up my dumbest friend had an even dumber little brother and this guy speaks exactly like the dumbest 8 year old i ever met
January 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
when i was growing up my dumbest friend had an even dumber little brother and this guy speaks exactly like the dumbest 8 year old i ever met
introduce an act to disband ice and try all ice agents as war criminals. qr codes my ass
DO SOMETHING
DO SOMETHING
January 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
introduce an act to disband ice and try all ice agents as war criminals. qr codes my ass
DO SOMETHING
DO SOMETHING
imagine pointing a camera at an ICE agent to scan their QR code like "hang on, hold still, wait, hold on"
they are so famously compliant with people's right to film them, this will definitely go well
they are so famously compliant with people's right to film them, this will definitely go well
January 14, 2026 at 6:35 PM
imagine pointing a camera at an ICE agent to scan their QR code like "hang on, hold still, wait, hold on"
they are so famously compliant with people's right to film them, this will definitely go well
they are so famously compliant with people's right to film them, this will definitely go well
i am introducing the Be Aware, Do Get Everyone Safe (B.A.D.G.E.S) act where cops have to wear a specially designed and clearly visible piece of identification with their full name, precinct or unit id and a unique identifying number which can be read with the human eye or any type of camera
January 14, 2026 at 6:30 PM
i am introducing the Be Aware, Do Get Everyone Safe (B.A.D.G.E.S) act where cops have to wear a specially designed and clearly visible piece of identification with their full name, precinct or unit id and a unique identifying number which can be read with the human eye or any type of camera
anthonyitis runs in my family and let me tell you the anthonyitis cream STINKS
January 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
anthonyitis runs in my family and let me tell you the anthonyitis cream STINKS
i see it's already been said and i don't mean to pile on; for what it's worth i think your heart's in the right place
January 14, 2026 at 7:32 AM
i see it's already been said and i don't mean to pile on; for what it's worth i think your heart's in the right place
if you chug ivermectin to own the left & show your fealty to Trump and die of a treatable disease while begging for Trump's help then everyone gets to laugh at your stupid corpse
January 14, 2026 at 7:27 AM
if you chug ivermectin to own the left & show your fealty to Trump and die of a treatable disease while begging for Trump's help then everyone gets to laugh at your stupid corpse
Q: will this help?
A: yes. celebrating the misfortune of bad people is one of the ways society discourages antisocial behavior
Q: is it healthy?
A: also yes. one needs to pretend that the unaccountable can at least be laid low by chance
A: yes. celebrating the misfortune of bad people is one of the ways society discourages antisocial behavior
Q: is it healthy?
A: also yes. one needs to pretend that the unaccountable can at least be laid low by chance
Before publicly celebrating terrible things happening to bad people, maybe don't just ask yourself if such statements are "fair" or if those people "deserve" what's happening to them...
Maybe ask yourself:
"Will this help?" and "Is this healthy?"
And take a moment if the answer to both is "No."
Maybe ask yourself:
"Will this help?" and "Is this healthy?"
And take a moment if the answer to both is "No."
January 14, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Q: will this help?
A: yes. celebrating the misfortune of bad people is one of the ways society discourages antisocial behavior
Q: is it healthy?
A: also yes. one needs to pretend that the unaccountable can at least be laid low by chance
A: yes. celebrating the misfortune of bad people is one of the ways society discourages antisocial behavior
Q: is it healthy?
A: also yes. one needs to pretend that the unaccountable can at least be laid low by chance
i heard a couple of radical leftists say that they were going to get elected and make ICE "do a squid games"? what does that mean?
January 14, 2026 at 5:02 AM
i heard a couple of radical leftists say that they were going to get elected and make ICE "do a squid games"? what does that mean?
i heard a lot of radical leftists saying that every ice agent has to go to school and learn about irrigation and then spend the rest of their lives digging ditches in ethiopia?
January 14, 2026 at 5:00 AM
i heard a lot of radical leftists saying that every ice agent has to go to school and learn about irrigation and then spend the rest of their lives digging ditches in ethiopia?
radical leftists are all saying that ICE agents all have to work at soup kitchens and foodbanks forever? lifetime sentences of community service?
January 14, 2026 at 4:57 AM
radical leftists are all saying that ICE agents all have to work at soup kitchens and foodbanks forever? lifetime sentences of community service?
many people are saying that ICE should be rounded up and sent away to garbage island
January 14, 2026 at 4:56 AM
many people are saying that ICE should be rounded up and sent away to garbage island
try ICE for crimes against humanity
January 14, 2026 at 4:55 AM
try ICE for crimes against humanity
abolish ice is the moderate position
they should all be tried at the hague. most of them should be sentenced to death. life in prison for the rest.
let's get this overton window moving
they should all be tried at the hague. most of them should be sentenced to death. life in prison for the rest.
let's get this overton window moving
January 14, 2026 at 4:54 AM
abolish ice is the moderate position
they should all be tried at the hague. most of them should be sentenced to death. life in prison for the rest.
let's get this overton window moving
they should all be tried at the hague. most of them should be sentenced to death. life in prison for the rest.
let's get this overton window moving
that'ss lookin SWICY
January 14, 2026 at 4:34 AM
that'ss lookin SWICY
just in case anyone else's browser doesn't like the encoded email addresses, they are "mailto:[email protected] mailto:[email protected] mailto:[email protected] mailto:[email protected]"
January 14, 2026 at 2:49 AM
just in case anyone else's browser doesn't like the encoded email addresses, they are "mailto:[email protected] mailto:[email protected] mailto:[email protected] mailto:[email protected]"