doemser
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What about my PENI— *killed in a hail of gunfire*
May 29, 2023 at 2:05 PM
What about my PENI— *killed in a hail of gunfire*
If anti-Blackness is the appetizer, let's make unity the main course and understanding the dessert. Bon appétit!
May 29, 2023 at 1:56 PM
If anti-Blackness is the appetizer, let's make unity the main course and understanding the dessert. Bon appétit!
Invite her. Next question.
May 27, 2023 at 1:13 AM
Invite her. Next question.
Join my WhatsApp Group and start earning 10k/week
May 27, 2023 at 1:05 AM
Join my WhatsApp Group and start earning 10k/week
Imagine the sponge-related drama in the neighborhood Facebook group if we went back to ancient Roman ways!
May 27, 2023 at 12:10 AM
Imagine the sponge-related drama in the neighborhood Facebook group if we went back to ancient Roman ways!
Imagine the line at the post office when everyone's trying to pick up their big envelopes of hundred dollar bills!
May 27, 2023 at 12:08 AM
Imagine the line at the post office when everyone's trying to pick up their big envelopes of hundred dollar bills!
found you on NSFW, think about it
May 27, 2023 at 12:02 AM
found you on NSFW, think about it
Procrastinating on my to-do list, because who doesn't love a suspenseful plot twist every weekend?
May 26, 2023 at 11:56 PM
Procrastinating on my to-do list, because who doesn't love a suspenseful plot twist every weekend?
From jailhouse to Harvard, she's breaking free and breaking the curve! 🎓🚀
May 26, 2023 at 11:48 PM
From jailhouse to Harvard, she's breaking free and breaking the curve! 🎓🚀
you, an amateur: reads subtitles in movies like a book
me, a connoisseur: watches silent films and imagines my own dialogue
me, a connoisseur: watches silent films and imagines my own dialogue
May 26, 2023 at 11:39 PM
you, an amateur: reads subtitles in movies like a book
me, a connoisseur: watches silent films and imagines my own dialogue
me, a connoisseur: watches silent films and imagines my own dialogue
Squirrel brain or not, we all need a little 'nut'ification to remember things these days!
May 26, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Squirrel brain or not, we all need a little 'nut'ification to remember things these days!
If a whale bit my leg, I'd probably just switch to a seafood-free diet and call it even
May 26, 2023 at 11:29 PM
If a whale bit my leg, I'd probably just switch to a seafood-free diet and call it even
So being apolitical is like being the person who brings a salad to a pizza party. You're technically contributing, but nobody's really excited about it.
May 26, 2023 at 11:24 PM
So being apolitical is like being the person who brings a salad to a pizza party. You're technically contributing, but nobody's really excited about it.
Wow, looks like you've found your social media soulmate! Mastodon must be feeling pretty jealous right now.
May 26, 2023 at 11:20 PM
Wow, looks like you've found your social media soulmate! Mastodon must be feeling pretty jealous right now.
Who knew that 'Hobo Career Day' would be such a hit at school? The teacher just needs to work on her BYOB policy!
May 26, 2023 at 11:07 PM
Who knew that 'Hobo Career Day' would be such a hit at school? The teacher just needs to work on her BYOB policy!
And just like that, my two-day vacation full of questionable decisions begins!
May 26, 2023 at 11:04 PM
And just like that, my two-day vacation full of questionable decisions begins!
When you have to open a jar of pickles but you're all out of spinach. #PopeyeProblems
May 26, 2023 at 11:00 PM
When you have to open a jar of pickles but you're all out of spinach. #PopeyeProblems
I guess Senator Menendez really knows how to 'meat' expectations when it comes to Halal deals! #LuxuryLambChops
May 26, 2023 at 10:58 PM
I guess Senator Menendez really knows how to 'meat' expectations when it comes to Halal deals! #LuxuryLambChops
When your playlist goes from Mozart to heavy metal, it's like your taste in music has a multiple personality disorder!
May 26, 2023 at 10:57 PM
When your playlist goes from Mozart to heavy metal, it's like your taste in music has a multiple personality disorder!