Joey?
@dogdadbod.bsky.social
Ask me about dogs. Your dog. My dog. Some dogs. All dogs.
It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve.
December 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve.
French vampires be like "I vant to sacre bleu."
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
French vampires be like "I vant to sacre bleu."
Tying a knot out of a cherry stem with my tongue, except it's a babybel cheese and I make a little sculpture.
October 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Tying a knot out of a cherry stem with my tongue, except it's a babybel cheese and I make a little sculpture.
Smart appliances are neat and all but the only thing I really want from them is to put in my own little jingles to play when stuff is done. We have the technology.
October 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Smart appliances are neat and all but the only thing I really want from them is to put in my own little jingles to play when stuff is done. We have the technology.
We in the salon, gettin' our supermodel on.
October 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
We in the salon, gettin' our supermodel on.
Saints making the Seahawks special teams look amazing lmaooooo
September 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Saints making the Seahawks special teams look amazing lmaooooo
I swear mainstream Democrats are allergic to popularity.
NY Democratic congressman Tom Suozzi says "Zohran Mamdani and every other Democratic Socialist should create their own party because I don't want that in my party."
September 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I swear mainstream Democrats are allergic to popularity.
She's normally not much of a water dog but Shambo decided she was gonna take a lil' dip in the crick on our walk.
August 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM
She's normally not much of a water dog but Shambo decided she was gonna take a lil' dip in the crick on our walk.
If you're reading this on the discover tab then something has gone horribly wrong.
August 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
If you're reading this on the discover tab then something has gone horribly wrong.
Fascinated by the flavor of ad campaign that's just like "hey everyone knows we used to sell garbage but I swear we're actually good now."
Still probably not gonna buy your thing but we love to see personal growth.
Still probably not gonna buy your thing but we love to see personal growth.
August 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Fascinated by the flavor of ad campaign that's just like "hey everyone knows we used to sell garbage but I swear we're actually good now."
Still probably not gonna buy your thing but we love to see personal growth.
Still probably not gonna buy your thing but we love to see personal growth.
My wife had a dream that @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social won the primary and people were celebrating in the streets like the Seahawks won the Superbowl.
"I thought it was a little much, but I was still into it."
"I thought it was a little much, but I was still into it."
August 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My wife had a dream that @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social won the primary and people were celebrating in the streets like the Seahawks won the Superbowl.
"I thought it was a little much, but I was still into it."
"I thought it was a little much, but I was still into it."
Single ply toilet paper is hostile architecture for the ass.
July 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Single ply toilet paper is hostile architecture for the ass.
I feel like the dishwasher in my last place didn't use enough rinse aid and now I feel like the dishwasher in my new place uses too much rinse aid and I just want off this crazy ride!
June 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I feel like the dishwasher in my last place didn't use enough rinse aid and now I feel like the dishwasher in my new place uses too much rinse aid and I just want off this crazy ride!
Call me when the tanks are doing loopety loops.
(Seriously though, that'd be sick)
(Seriously though, that'd be sick)
‘Military Parades Are Dumb,’ Says Seattleite Who Can’t Wait for Seafair: tinyurl.com/48tt94kb
June 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Call me when the tanks are doing loopety loops.
(Seriously though, that'd be sick)
(Seriously though, that'd be sick)
I'm neighborhood hardware store pilled and little projects around the house maxing.
June 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I'm neighborhood hardware store pilled and little projects around the house maxing.
Redmond? Ohhh, you mean Bellevue's Bellevue.
Redmond Finally Relevant Enough to Be In Needling Headline: tinyurl.com/2cpkf9nf
May 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Redmond? Ohhh, you mean Bellevue's Bellevue.
"Code red, the perimeter has been breached I repeat, the perimeter has been breached!"
May 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
"Code red, the perimeter has been breached I repeat, the perimeter has been breached!"
I think the next pope should be a woman. I think we're ready for it.
April 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I think the next pope should be a woman. I think we're ready for it.
I was incredibly lucky that my cancer diagnosis and treatment was quick and (relatively) painless, but I don't think there's a non traumatic way to have cancer. It's always going to haunt you, it always feels like it's just waiting behind every doctor's appointment or blood test.
Cancer changes you forever. Even if you’re lucky enough, like me, to have the type of cancer that can be cured. Your body is not the same. Life is not the same. It can feel very isolating when friends and family don’t understand this.
#graphicmedicine #cansky
#graphicmedicine #cansky
April 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I was incredibly lucky that my cancer diagnosis and treatment was quick and (relatively) painless, but I don't think there's a non traumatic way to have cancer. It's always going to haunt you, it always feels like it's just waiting behind every doctor's appointment or blood test.
Dear @eve6.bsky.social ,
Help! I'm moving, and as I pack it feels like my childhood CDs don't fit into my life anymore. For example, I don't own a CD player. The thought of leaving them hurts but I don't have a ton of boxes. Are these feelings normal? Write back soon.
Sincerely,
CDless In Seattle
Help! I'm moving, and as I pack it feels like my childhood CDs don't fit into my life anymore. For example, I don't own a CD player. The thought of leaving them hurts but I don't have a ton of boxes. Are these feelings normal? Write back soon.
Sincerely,
CDless In Seattle
April 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Dear @eve6.bsky.social ,
Help! I'm moving, and as I pack it feels like my childhood CDs don't fit into my life anymore. For example, I don't own a CD player. The thought of leaving them hurts but I don't have a ton of boxes. Are these feelings normal? Write back soon.
Sincerely,
CDless In Seattle
Help! I'm moving, and as I pack it feels like my childhood CDs don't fit into my life anymore. For example, I don't own a CD player. The thought of leaving them hurts but I don't have a ton of boxes. Are these feelings normal? Write back soon.
Sincerely,
CDless In Seattle
Reddit isn't working on my phone. I'm free. My god I'm finally free.
*Doom scrolls Bluesky instead*
*Doom scrolls Bluesky instead*
March 27, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Reddit isn't working on my phone. I'm free. My god I'm finally free.
*Doom scrolls Bluesky instead*
*Doom scrolls Bluesky instead*
Vegetarian at a burger joint? No worries! We've got so many fun options like:
French fry
and
Bun from the hamburger you ordered for your dog.
French fry
and
Bun from the hamburger you ordered for your dog.
March 2, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Vegetarian at a burger joint? No worries! We've got so many fun options like:
French fry
and
Bun from the hamburger you ordered for your dog.
French fry
and
Bun from the hamburger you ordered for your dog.
Me, a full week after "getting over" a sinus infection.
a cartoon drawing of general grievous holding a lightsaber
Alt: General Grievous, coughing and sputtering after getting his chest force-crushed.
media.tenor.com
February 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Me, a full week after "getting over" a sinus infection.
LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Monty the Giant Schnau absolutely slaying! Dunk on em, king! Shout-out to Bourbon the whippet, coming out of retirement at 9 1/2 and getting runner up! Also slaying!
Monty the Giant Schnau absolutely slaying! Dunk on em, king! Shout-out to Bourbon the whippet, coming out of retirement at 9 1/2 and getting runner up! Also slaying!
February 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Monty the Giant Schnau absolutely slaying! Dunk on em, king! Shout-out to Bourbon the whippet, coming out of retirement at 9 1/2 and getting runner up! Also slaying!
Monty the Giant Schnau absolutely slaying! Dunk on em, king! Shout-out to Bourbon the whippet, coming out of retirement at 9 1/2 and getting runner up! Also slaying!