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this is a crazy amount of work just to make kindling
June 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
covid shot and plan b within 12 hours of each other, if that shit doesnt work im gonna have the strongest most autistic baby everrrr
June 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
my dad is watching lilo & stitch (2002) for the first time and making so many earnest comments out loud. its fantastic
June 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
you make me switch 2 my stomach
June 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
renee rapp is sooo gorgeous and talented it is a shame that most of her lyrics are so insanely cringe
May 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i love when strippers do that thing where it looks like they’re walking on air around the pole. however i am far too intelligent to be tricked and i know they’re not really walking.
May 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
naming my cat murray is the best decision of my life. literally that is murray he could not have been named anything else
May 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
why has “dry humping” become memeified.. are u guys not fucking?
May 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
do you have any idea how much cocaine you have to be on to name a cartoon chicken “foghorn leghorn”
May 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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free palestine
May 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
We Are The World themed bukkake, loads from across the globe
May 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Floaters are tinnitus for your eyes
May 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
pretty sick that john green was able to mostly overcome the cock and ball smell allegations and have a successful career
May 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
cottage cheese enjoyers be like mmm yummy bowl of tonsil stones
May 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
if i took the substance my sue would be the rizzler
May 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
putting free willy on a hear me out cake
May 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
nope!
May 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
having no bangs is so embarrassing like here’s my forehead i guess. jesus christ
May 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
last night i had a dream i found a bunch of jellybeans on the floor of the subway. this morning i found one single tums chew on my bedside table that i pulled out of my bed
May 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
can’t believe im crashing out over a man again im fucking sisyphus
May 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
maybe if i listen to the saddest song ever made on repeat ONE more time, it’ll fix me
May 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
April 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
looove asking for something by EOD. it’s like crack for a good employee of the email factory like me
April 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
i keep my desktop organized and regularly update cute backgrounds, because i need the gay IT guy to like me and compliment me so that i can Win at Job which is a possible and real thing to do
April 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
crucifixion themed blowjob
April 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM