serving cunt for breakfast

Instead of renting a hotel room for 2 hours I hear amorous couples are booking tickets to see MELANIA for complete privacy

i mean yeah we already know all the ones that come from the apple store are gay.

how to watch paper view if i don’t have paper

the thing that people are not getting is that you KNOW what to do with that big fat butt..

Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good

whenever i eat a walnut i think “this looks like a brain so it must be making me sooooo smart”