All the most qualified choices were women.

Or fell asleep in front of whatever was on earlier...

"Get your tickets now for the 2026 auto show, at the Trump-Kennedy Center!"

Mine too! I have told this joke nearly every week since the first sighting of the cankles and bruised hand.

NYC may be in 2nd place. "He's friendly" is usually untrue and not reassuring to my (leashed) deaf dog who doesn't want any new friends.

Always telling on themselves... he's a mindlessly violent coward who can't imagine others don't share his proclivities.

Here’s what I think the modern Dem platform should be:
-Prosecute this administration
-Expand and pack SCOTUS
-Outlaw private equity
-Limit corporate consolidation
-Ban fossil fuels
-Ban AI
-Heavily regulate gambling
-Free healthcare/free pre-K thru college education
-Permanent DST

For starters.

So good! If you had started over from the beginning right after curtain call, I would have stayed to watch it again :)

Apple pie crust should not have egg in it, ew. Some people like to brush a fruit pie with an egg wash, but that's easy to skip.

Anyone who thinks MTG is anything other than a MAGA rat fleeing the sinking ship is more deeply delusional than DJT.

If only all the guys who wish she would sleep with them too would stop writing about her...