Kinda Doin' the Needful
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I am Emperor Comatose, kneel before me.
I hear they help you become one with the wind.
a man in a cape is flying through the air
ALT: a man in a cape is flying through the air
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January 18, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I hear they help you become one with the wind.
Next step: weaponization of the Canada goose. Hell hath no fury like a Canada goose.
January 14, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Next step: weaponization of the Canada goose. Hell hath no fury like a Canada goose.
Meanwhile in Texas, a new team of engineers-turned-rancher-pirates are pioneering a new class of vessel: the cattle driven ya'll. Attempts at methane capture to improve speeds have so far been unsuccessful in very horrific ways.
January 14, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Meanwhile in Texas, a new team of engineers-turned-rancher-pirates are pioneering a new class of vessel: the cattle driven ya'll. Attempts at methane capture to improve speeds have so far been unsuccessful in very horrific ways.
I grew up in Tucson, "enough" snow is very much a relative term most years 😂. Driving up Mt. Lemmon and bringing down a tuck bed of snow for snowball fights is glorious none the less.
January 14, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I grew up in Tucson, "enough" snow is very much a relative term most years 😂. Driving up Mt. Lemmon and bringing down a tuck bed of snow for snowball fights is glorious none the less.
Waddles McTeal has an extra special birthday, today is National Rubber Ducky Day.
January 14, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Waddles McTeal has an extra special birthday, today is National Rubber Ducky Day.
I'm deeply disturbed that this isn't a @nytpitchbot.bsky.social post.
January 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I'm deeply disturbed that this isn't a @nytpitchbot.bsky.social post.
Puppy cuddles make it more bearable.
January 11, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Puppy cuddles make it more bearable.
They have a way of multiplying after you get one.
January 11, 2026 at 2:10 AM
They have a way of multiplying after you get one.
These flying squirrels really captured the essence of how 2026 has felt for me thus far 😂🙃
January 10, 2026 at 2:43 PM
These flying squirrels really captured the essence of how 2026 has felt for me thus far 😂🙃
I feel like the first ingredient is BTEX chemicals because real men don't believe in cancer.
January 10, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I feel like the first ingredient is BTEX chemicals because real men don't believe in cancer.
That comment makes me want to hot glue a dress together after cutting it out off grain.
January 10, 2026 at 12:19 AM
That comment makes me want to hot glue a dress together after cutting it out off grain.
Caller is incapable of forming bonds with trash pandas and is deeply jealous of the new tenant.
January 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Caller is incapable of forming bonds with trash pandas and is deeply jealous of the new tenant.
One can never have too many ducks.
January 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
One can never have too many ducks.
Hard not to, it's objectively true.
January 9, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Hard not to, it's objectively true.
Can't compete with the puppy pictures, the floof will always win out.
January 8, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Can't compete with the puppy pictures, the floof will always win out.
Tungsten ice cleats are miracle workers.
January 8, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Tungsten ice cleats are miracle workers.
But thanks to you novels, I have an excellent arsenal of insults to shame ICE with.
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 AM
But thanks to you novels, I have an excellent arsenal of insults to shame ICE with.
He didn't hide his ears, though.
January 8, 2026 at 3:42 AM
He didn't hide his ears, though.