Doktor Zoom
@doktorzoom.bsky.social
Wonkette writer & senior editor
I'm just an animal, looking for a home.
Retweets do not imply comprehension.
Born at 318.43 ppm atmospheric carbon.
He/him
In Idaho, but not of Idaho.
I'm just an animal, looking for a home.
Retweets do not imply comprehension.
Born at 318.43 ppm atmospheric carbon.
He/him
In Idaho, but not of Idaho.
Pretty sure it's a Rebecca original, along with livebloog.
February 13, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Pretty sure it's a Rebecca original, along with livebloog.
Oh, here's the original (?) what I stoled, too.
February 13, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Oh, here's the original (?) what I stoled, too.
turns out it's antibiotic resistant.
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
turns out it's antibiotic resistant.
They don't look like they have Tyson's Maori tattoo. They look like they've been assimilated by the Borg
February 13, 2026 at 3:05 PM
They don't look like they have Tyson's Maori tattoo. They look like they've been assimilated by the Borg
Bummer for the pilot. Only person in the administration who won't receive a blanket pardon.
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Bummer for the pilot. Only person in the administration who won't receive a blanket pardon.
Misread that as "in the flies" and it still made sense.
February 12, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Misread that as "in the flies" and it still made sense.