Lesser comedians would have said poophole loophole

the thing everyone is going to have to accept is that the post-trump period, whenever it comes, will not and cannot be a project of national unity, it must be a project of partisan project of renewal, in the same way that reconstruction and the new deal were partisan projects of renewal.

How mad would y’all be if I got the “alleged” Molotov cocktail design tattooed on my chest?

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if there was legislation that, e.g., failed to protect trans athletes while protecting trans rights in other respects, THEN you can try to have a conversation about compromise. but ceding the issue without getting anything in return isn’t compromise, you’re just losing.

Sandwich shops are overwhelming

the american constitution does not deal in minutiae. it speaks in generalities with the aim of establishing a limited government of enumerated powers. it is an analytical mistake to treat textual ambiguities as license to ignore that intent or the stated intent of specific provisions. (3)

Ik I’m losing my fucking mind

Yes, rally around a bold vision of the future!! (i.e. house EVERY American, feed EVERY American, provide high-quality healthcare to EVERY American, expanded rights, etc etc—idk, this isn’t my job, but I doubt it’s as hard as they make it look). Not build fucking hospitals faster wtf

Thank you! The gop is substantially worse in every conceivable way, but I can still despise dems with every fiber of my being