I would love to bounce these LA clowns in the first round.

The best time to learn the bass is probably when you're in middle school. The second best time is now.

Regrettably, I'm going to need to figure it out while I'm making an album 😬

If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.

Compared to this Lakers/Mavs trade, the Wolves trading away KAT for Randle and DiVincenzo is actually looking like a pretty good right now.

Found a thread on Reddit where military dudes who used to serve in Gitmo are talking about how practical it would be as a concentration camp. So that's a fresh horror.

remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards

One of the worst parts about the MN Vikings season ending is that I no longer have a fixation to distract me from the collapse of the American Empire.

The DnD chat is always lit

This event is happening for a while, but I'm really happy with how the poster turned out 😌

The silver lining of being poor is that most of the country won't defend the killer if I happen to be murdered.

But I'll probably never have a Maserati so I guess it's a wash.

People keep saying that the UHC CEO "was a father, a husband, a brother"

If he wasn't any of those things to YOU then he'd definitely just let you die if it meant increasing shareholder value. So that defense doesn't work.

I wonder if the United Healthcare CEO got to look at his Spotify Wrapped before he got shot

Jake Paul should have to fight all of these guys before he gets to fight Tyson.

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