The README didn't actually contain any "smart quotes" but I have also never encountered anyone under the age of 50 calling them that.

Oh dang. My car locked me out of adjusting the volume last week with a lock symbol when I'd try and I thought that was bad.

Nothing compared to opening the doors unattended.

Hah, I could probably improve on it these days, but it was a little toy I knocked out in an hour or so ;)

The fact that I'm older than that really made me feel old. Thanks... 😐

Now later I try to use my wireless headphones and they just connect to.. something. The play pause button does nothing. I've turned off the Bluetooth on my phone, my iPad, and my computer...

They just keep pairing to.... something...

I don't know what in the world is hijacking my Bluetooth

I've tried to use them back in the '90s but I never had great luck with them. Always ran into sync issues

I tried but gave up. They take so long to burn and the media is just so expensive. I just bought some external hdds.

I mean mine didn't start out looking like absolute garbage, but give it a few days with my cats and it did