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My username is from singing along to Guilty Conscience by Eminem in the shower today and messing up a lyric and I thought it was really funny. "No, but I seen a porno with Don Doobiest!
Neutral Milk Hotel? I'm more of a Newman Post Office kinda guy.
February 4, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Neutral Milk Hotel? I'm more of a Newman Post Office kinda guy.
I thought my iPod Classic died like a decade ago and it's just been sitting in a drawer. Turns out I just needed to clean the connection pins.
And I just realized I don't own any wired headphones.
And I just realized I don't own any wired headphones.
February 4, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I thought my iPod Classic died like a decade ago and it's just been sitting in a drawer. Turns out I just needed to clean the connection pins.
And I just realized I don't own any wired headphones.
And I just realized I don't own any wired headphones.
Went for a walk last night while listening to Death Grips and felt really strong. MC Ride is a role model
February 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Went for a walk last night while listening to Death Grips and felt really strong. MC Ride is a role model
Watching the new A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. I like the relaxed vibe of this third episode. Not enjoying the things they're adding to the story that aren't in the books. It's like how The Hobbit had all that The Similarian stuff (not spell checking that)
February 2, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Watching the new A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. I like the relaxed vibe of this third episode. Not enjoying the things they're adding to the story that aren't in the books. It's like how The Hobbit had all that The Similarian stuff (not spell checking that)
Deep Blue Sea and Anaconda seem like one of those "studio x is releasing a movie about y so so does studio z" but Deep Blue Sea which came out after Anaconda is like 3x better
February 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Deep Blue Sea and Anaconda seem like one of those "studio x is releasing a movie about y so so does studio z" but Deep Blue Sea which came out after Anaconda is like 3x better
I reduced my hours at work in order to get two days off and three co-workers did the same. Working three days then having a day off, then two days until your next day off isnt sustainable. Everything blends together. You need a two day divorce from work
February 1, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I reduced my hours at work in order to get two days off and three co-workers did the same. Working three days then having a day off, then two days until your next day off isnt sustainable. Everything blends together. You need a two day divorce from work
youtu.be/07foedHhpjk?... RIP ☹️
"It's not inside the box it's not inside the box THERE IT IS! Oh they're comin' oh they're comin' round your way WATCH OUT THEY GOT A LOTTA KIDS!"
"It's not inside the box it's not inside the box THERE IT IS! Oh they're comin' oh they're comin' round your way WATCH OUT THEY GOT A LOTTA KIDS!"
Curb Your Enthusiasm: Bam Bam
YouTube video by Curb YourTube
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 7:11 PM
youtu.be/07foedHhpjk?... RIP ☹️
"It's not inside the box it's not inside the box THERE IT IS! Oh they're comin' oh they're comin' round your way WATCH OUT THEY GOT A LOTTA KIDS!"
"It's not inside the box it's not inside the box THERE IT IS! Oh they're comin' oh they're comin' round your way WATCH OUT THEY GOT A LOTTA KIDS!"
The amount of YouTube sketch channels sure dropped when YouTube switched to wanting long form content. It's like people didn't even believe in the sketch comedy and just wanted a quick buck.
January 29, 2026 at 6:31 PM
The amount of YouTube sketch channels sure dropped when YouTube switched to wanting long form content. It's like people didn't even believe in the sketch comedy and just wanted a quick buck.
Motto in 2025: I'm not arguing with you
Motto in 2026: I don't care shut the fuck up
Motto in 2026: I don't care shut the fuck up
January 28, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Motto in 2025: I'm not arguing with you
Motto in 2026: I don't care shut the fuck up
Motto in 2026: I don't care shut the fuck up
Ansel Adams lived long enough to have watched MTV.
January 27, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Ansel Adams lived long enough to have watched MTV.
I've watched scene probably a dozen times in the last month. Just immensly quotable youtu.be/0S5-Vx4hlr4?...
"I like big asses there's no problem!"
"You like big asses?"
"I like big asses there's no problem!"
"You like big asses?"
Larry David: Ass man?
YouTube video by senseiireland
youtu.be
January 26, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I've watched scene probably a dozen times in the last month. Just immensly quotable youtu.be/0S5-Vx4hlr4?...
"I like big asses there's no problem!"
"You like big asses?"
"I like big asses there's no problem!"
"You like big asses?"
Using your phone camera as a magnifying glass to identify Lego piece IDs is pretty handy.
January 24, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Using your phone camera as a magnifying glass to identify Lego piece IDs is pretty handy.
Someone said in early seasons of Curb Your Enthusiasm Larry David was just doing his version of Woody Allen. But why do I find Larry David funny and Woody Allen not? Not even including the perversions. I guess Larry comes across a lot more genuine in his outrage and incredulity.
January 24, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Someone said in early seasons of Curb Your Enthusiasm Larry David was just doing his version of Woody Allen. But why do I find Larry David funny and Woody Allen not? Not even including the perversions. I guess Larry comes across a lot more genuine in his outrage and incredulity.
Jesus Christ that puppet show in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms was not good. It was supposed to be little marionettes for kids. The logistics of transporting that dragon puppet would be not possible.
January 23, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Jesus Christ that puppet show in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms was not good. It was supposed to be little marionettes for kids. The logistics of transporting that dragon puppet would be not possible.
Peter Claffey is way too pretty to be Dunk. He's supposed to be a beat up street orphan. I always thought when reading it Dunk had Acromegaly like Carel Struycken.
They did the same thing to Tyrion though. #AKOTSK
They did the same thing to Tyrion though. #AKOTSK
January 23, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Peter Claffey is way too pretty to be Dunk. He's supposed to be a beat up street orphan. I always thought when reading it Dunk had Acromegaly like Carel Struycken.
They did the same thing to Tyrion though. #AKOTSK
They did the same thing to Tyrion though. #AKOTSK
Halfway through a shitty, boring shift at work and I remembered I had fresh sheets and rotated my mattress earlier in the day 😎
January 23, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Halfway through a shitty, boring shift at work and I remembered I had fresh sheets and rotated my mattress earlier in the day 😎
White people can't wear somberos.or Asian conical hat in public without being called racist. I just wanna keep the sun off my face! And cowboy hats look stupid.
January 21, 2026 at 11:35 PM
White people can't wear somberos.or Asian conical hat in public without being called racist. I just wanna keep the sun off my face! And cowboy hats look stupid.
I hope Alan Ruck is having a great day. Sending out positive vibes to Alan Ruck. I've never watched Succession.
January 21, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I hope Alan Ruck is having a great day. Sending out positive vibes to Alan Ruck. I've never watched Succession.
I was annoying my coworkers today with a new character called "Generation Alpha Trump:"
"The toilet just got 300% skibidier"
"KUH-MALL-UH has no riz ladies and gentlemen, everyone's saying it. No riz."
"The toilet just got 300% skibidier"
"KUH-MALL-UH has no riz ladies and gentlemen, everyone's saying it. No riz."
January 21, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I was annoying my coworkers today with a new character called "Generation Alpha Trump:"
"The toilet just got 300% skibidier"
"KUH-MALL-UH has no riz ladies and gentlemen, everyone's saying it. No riz."
"The toilet just got 300% skibidier"
"KUH-MALL-UH has no riz ladies and gentlemen, everyone's saying it. No riz."
Much like his father repeats characters who have alcoholic tendencies and abusive parents Joe Hill writes a lot about unattainable women and friends who betray you. 80% through King Sorrow and it's been a struggle at times.
January 18, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Much like his father repeats characters who have alcoholic tendencies and abusive parents Joe Hill writes a lot about unattainable women and friends who betray you. 80% through King Sorrow and it's been a struggle at times.
Between The Butt & The Bra-strap: A Guide For Where To Place Your Hands When Hugging Women
January 18, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Between The Butt & The Bra-strap: A Guide For Where To Place Your Hands When Hugging Women
I always pictured in my head when I thought of Hans Zimmer as some skinny, Trent Reznor, depressed, looking kinda guy. I was not expecting Werner Herzog's accountant brother. I really wanna Photoshop the hair from the sides of his head
January 17, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I always pictured in my head when I thought of Hans Zimmer as some skinny, Trent Reznor, depressed, looking kinda guy. I was not expecting Werner Herzog's accountant brother. I really wanna Photoshop the hair from the sides of his head
Too tired to get out of bed
Too restless to sleep
Too restless to sleep
January 17, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Too tired to get out of bed
Too restless to sleep
Too restless to sleep