Whoever looked at this character and decided Patton Oswalt should voice him wasn't very smart.

It's gonna be brown as hell

I think it could get like two feet longer at least

The headphone jack only works in both ears if the jack isn't fully inserted. Maybe that's why I stopped using it.

That is a photo of the band Neutral Milk Hotel

Eraserhead is literally about how he felt his life was over after getting his wife pregnant

He cheated on literally every one of his spouses and seemed to get off on introducing his current partners to his new love interest. He also seemed like a not great, distant father. This is all from his biography Room to Dream.

Steve Miller really backed himself into a corner trying to find rhymes for "abracadabra"

Polly says her back hurts 🙄

"I'M NOT A DEVIANT!"

I'd rather an Austin Powers psych fest (baby)

Now more than ever we need another Neil Cicierega Mouth album